Friday 23 November 2007

Koala

A koala is sitting up a gumtree

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smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says



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"Hey Koala ! what are you doing?"



The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."



So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints.



After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river.



But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.



A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?"



The li ttle lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.



The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"



So the koala looks down at him and says:

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"Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude.......how much water did you drink?!!"