About this blog

So whats this towlie blog about then ?

Looking for a funny sexy blog from the UK and England??

Well so was I and I am still looking feel free to email me if you'd like to be added to my blog if you think your good enough !

So this blog will have lots of fun and sexy stories as well as pictures and links of the hottest girls from the internet , television and film !

With my unrivalled ability to get the pictures and stories that are hot right now !

Being a towel lets me see and hear things that others might not be able to hear or see.

 

 

What a towel hears !

Overheard In The Titty Bar

Girl 1: What are you doing? You don't smoke!

Girl 2: I only smoke when I drink.

Girl 1: That makes no sense.

Girl 2: Yes it does, it's like the pooping and peeing thing.

Girl 1: The what?

Girl 2: Yeah, it's like, I can pee without taking a shit, but if I'm pooping, I'm going to pee as well.

Girl 1: Ewww.

Guy 1: So, I heard from Jamie the other day.

Guy 2: Dude, I heard she's got, like, five STD's.

Guy 1: Yeah, I think she's up to genital warts now.

Guy 2: I'm glad I fucked her a few years ago!

Another Quote ?

Dancer 1: So, has anyone ever come on you?

Dancer 2: No, how about you?

Dancer 1: I almost had someone come on me.

Dancer 2: How did you know it was almost?

Dancer 1: I could feel it throbbing. That's how you know.

More ??

Guy 1: So, how are things with Christy?

Guy 2: Oh, they're good. She's already let me put it in her ass, like, twice.

Guy 1: Wow, you guys haven't been seeing each other that long.

Guy 2: I know man, I wasted, like, three years on Michelle and only got to put it in her ass once.

Over heard at the offy

Clerk 1: I think there's two people doing it in the bathroom.

Clerk 2: Eww, I'm glad I just went.