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Help support towlie by clicking one of our friends links !Towliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07488732017400535730noreply@blogger.comBlogger40125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7978984778957304668.post-36576193587517940052009-04-02T12:26:00.002+01:002009-04-02T12:31:39.706+01:00Towlie Tales has moved!Towlie Tales has moved to a lovely new word press server at the great adultblogs.co.uk<br />So for the <a href="http://towlietales.adultblogs.co.uk/">best ways to make money </a>or the<a href="http://towlietales.adultblogs.co.uk/"> latest news on affiliate marketting </a>and<a href="http://towlietales.adultblogs.co.uk/"> dating in the UK and the world</a>Towliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07488732017400535730noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7978984778957304668.post-32425171831870747232008-05-20T15:27:00.005+01:002008-12-10T05:57:53.393+00:00Russia's new UAV ? Sorta nsfw but only if your office is full of prudes !<strong>Penis Disrupts Garry Kasparov Speech</strong><br /><br />Well as I am sure all my regular readers are familiar with my love of all things flying and combine that with sex and what do get ?<br />A flying radio control penis that's what ! lol check out the pic below and the video to see it in err action.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg6935hQdeYz5IIWEEbQVKsIPowKZQEUwvlt4knvbkES5XbrKG-ZB3Cv0SOC7RwGm9uUDaFuxxdM2S1AP424dQCJEAqnpMpXxMBFP_9Um6xtwFtC4-t0rArsDKWUZxzCBSMHMGz3tG6BuhO/s1600-h/flying+penis.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg6935hQdeYz5IIWEEbQVKsIPowKZQEUwvlt4knvbkES5XbrKG-ZB3Cv0SOC7RwGm9uUDaFuxxdM2S1AP424dQCJEAqnpMpXxMBFP_9Um6xtwFtC4-t0rArsDKWUZxzCBSMHMGz3tG6BuhO/s320/flying+penis.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5202467668022478626" border="0" /></a><br /><p><a id="object_1893" href="http://www.sharenator.com/Flying_penis/1893.html">Brings a whole new meaning to dicks flapping in the wind !<br /></a><br /><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" codebase="http://fpdownload.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=8,0,0,0" height="350" width="425"><br /><param name="movie" value="http://files.sharenator.com/vid347"><br /><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><br /><param name="menu" value="false"><br /><embed src="http://files.sharenator.com/vid347" quality="high" wmode="transparent" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" height="350" width="425"></embed><br /></object><br /></p><br /><br /><br /><br />From the actual news.....<br />After the security guard swatted it to the ground, Kasparov says, "I think we have to be thankful for the opposition's demonstration of the level of discourse we need to anticipate. Also, apparently most of their arguments are located beneath the belt." Someone in the audience shouts, "Finally the political power shows its face!" Kasparov quickly replies, "Well, if that's its face..." to laughter from the audience.<br /><br />Ah Russian politics here in the uk we might throw some eggs or flour etc but not in mother Russia where hat seeking rc penis comes and chases you round the room.<br /><br />I have a feeling you wont be seeing this gadget in the next James Bond film though, although I'd like to see the chase scene between the flying penis and a four wheel drive vagina as they go through some twisty lanes in Monte Carlo.Towliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07488732017400535730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7978984778957304668.post-10477369109634300672008-05-06T15:19:00.005+01:002008-12-10T05:57:54.923+00:00So Grand Theft Auto IV what does towlie think read a full review and interview with Dan Houser VP of Rockstar games.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhvLV1MCqWd_q0ElM7C3xuA69Rb8VgvkCXwdR94UyFDcinKXVTgwhFy8n5Wt04IGidnEB39FgASPdSHm-FuJRQ11K99I5sWDWRwEKhXtdCPygNSYYUNgXriaX3jKyB3_ZZEYKolNIAv_wNq/s1600-h/gta_iv_logo.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhvLV1MCqWd_q0ElM7C3xuA69Rb8VgvkCXwdR94UyFDcinKXVTgwhFy8n5Wt04IGidnEB39FgASPdSHm-FuJRQ11K99I5sWDWRwEKhXtdCPygNSYYUNgXriaX3jKyB3_ZZEYKolNIAv_wNq/s320/gta_iv_logo.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5197271805778511458" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi6GEXKP9qlglcj7sa9AbefwlTLCKexjqPGg7dbR8aGsGs1aGCAdqP4uynjR6LuIavvLCujamcmS70f-iuFz1eVsx-Y3Pplxq7FRPLlrMddvnEA20hjb1e0iBmNdoCmRLrTF1D4CpDtRkCG/s1600-h/towlie-gun.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi6GEXKP9qlglcj7sa9AbefwlTLCKexjqPGg7dbR8aGsGs1aGCAdqP4uynjR6LuIavvLCujamcmS70f-iuFz1eVsx-Y3Pplxq7FRPLlrMddvnEA20hjb1e0iBmNdoCmRLrTF1D4CpDtRkCG/s320/towlie-gun.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5197271805778511474" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;"></div><br />As we're sure you're aware, this week sees the release of Grand Theft Auto IV, the highly anticipated latest iteration of the popular violence-based, sandbox-style video game series. This time, the action is set in Liberty City, a living, breathing replica of New York. Dan Houser, Vice President of Rockstar Games and co-writer of GTA IV, spoke to Vulture about building a nuttier, dirtier Gotham.<br /><p>DRIVEN INSANE: Now that the year's biggest video game has arrived, it may be time to add a new feature to my blog : Who's Mad at "<span id="lw_1210014198_0">GTA IV</span>" This Week? </p><br /><p>Well first up its the predictable list of manly feminists, <a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgsWnbjDB41CEOHzvnU3290WBHR7RU-q3F0iwdAYLvyxYckjvEL5UJiMhuXl1mrMwVoqbitSORQ43pa30Duq3YhpY76iB4B6ehGsAGqudvijBe2Qq9ezLVxx0IaDc5vf_2WCfDyjXR6QTBP/s1600-h/180px-Xerxes_garrison_scissor.JPG"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgsWnbjDB41CEOHzvnU3290WBHR7RU-q3F0iwdAYLvyxYckjvEL5UJiMhuXl1mrMwVoqbitSORQ43pa30Duq3YhpY76iB4B6ehGsAGqudvijBe2Qq9ezLVxx0IaDc5vf_2WCfDyjXR6QTBP/s320/180px-Xerxes_garrison_scissor.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5197271810073478802" border="0" /></a> immigrant groups, New York City police obviously and <span id="lw_1210014198_1">New York</span>'s mayor, <span id="lw_1210014198_2">Michael Bloomberg</span>. </p>Then there's the industry's most laughable critic, A Florida attorney named Jack Thompson, who called "GTA IV" "the gravest assault upon children in this country since polio." LOL<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhcZ3TjieXNXhbx0kfvyLqZmQ8L4gCtTsbAss3s6HY4Ezxg48-cQJGFlvj4G_d6dFD2TS9e8A3l77ylH9gcKMcU8ceIfzn-7TVb0pkFVKSBsm6Qttkr-TZuib033Y1gIOBcI30bKiwSAP94/s1600-h/surprised-mouse.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 229px; height: 170px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhcZ3TjieXNXhbx0kfvyLqZmQ8L4gCtTsbAss3s6HY4Ezxg48-cQJGFlvj4G_d6dFD2TS9e8A3l77ylH9gcKMcU8ceIfzn-7TVb0pkFVKSBsm6Qttkr-TZuib033Y1gIOBcI30bKiwSAP94/s320/surprised-mouse.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5197269812913686082" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><blockquote>GTA the greatest threat to children since Polio ?????</blockquote><br /></div><p>Amid the hubbub, there was one voice that's new to this debate. Mothers Against Drunk Driving are protesting about a part of the game that involves getting the main character pissed as a fart so that he can barely stand, then have him drive a car. Now most well adjusted adults know that if you cant even stand then your probably in no fit state to drive well NO your too stupid to know the difference according to MADD (madd by name madd by nature ?) "Drunk driving is not a game, and it is not a joke," MADD said in a statement. The group asked the Entertainment Software Rating Board to reclassify "GTA IV" as Adults-Only, a step up from its current Mature rating.I am not entirely sure what difference raising the age rating will help but obviously I am not quite madd enough !</p><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjDNHZbM4-GeNHk2gA9dMTKQ7CeaAJKrmXO-HGuyq8OZUN8z_iTht6zMpN7FkbBgU45MjJYH0h1fZnlA6Lmw-9T0ULpysyQJKAiw1TCKPdTusTch90uQdbKta1h95RIgAM7KN4KRchmdS98/s1600-h/gta+wall.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjDNHZbM4-GeNHk2gA9dMTKQ7CeaAJKrmXO-HGuyq8OZUN8z_iTht6zMpN7FkbBgU45MjJYH0h1fZnlA6Lmw-9T0ULpysyQJKAiw1TCKPdTusTch90uQdbKta1h95RIgAM7KN4KRchmdS98/s320/gta+wall.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5197269812913686050" border="0" /></a></div><p>MADD's protest ignores one thing about the drunk-driving simulator: It's really difficult — and not much fun — to control your virtual car when your character is intoxicated. And much of the sober driving in "GTA IV' would be illegal and dangerous in real life.</p><br /><p>"GTA IV" publisher Rockstar Games responded, "We have a great deal of respect for MADD's mission, but we believe the mature audience for 'Grand Theft Auto IV' is more than sophisticated enough to understand the game's content." Expect to see any number of variations on this statement from Rockstar in the months ahead.</p><blockquote><p>"Somebody think of the children"</p><br /></blockquote><p>DARN KIDS: "Grand Theft Auto IV" isn't supposed to be sold to anyone younger than 17, but a lot of kids are going to find a way to get their hands on it. How concerned should parents be?</p><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjyydcgtpQ07FxF-MPW_IsbLcg1Gh33_j_w-ROBEKx7I87DVFVkTDFaqBsa77WVkLVtalYRbRXsJkioUmSEHxr6xSsRqD42wqXQHn5gqiUzq9mjUWcCLDlLfAtHfjp7YQloSbAwSsZC0Xor/s1600-h/box-art-gta-iv.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 226px; height: 283px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjyydcgtpQ07FxF-MPW_IsbLcg1Gh33_j_w-ROBEKx7I87DVFVkTDFaqBsa77WVkLVtalYRbRXsJkioUmSEHxr6xSsRqD42wqXQHn5gqiUzq9mjUWcCLDlLfAtHfjp7YQloSbAwSsZC0Xor/s320/box-art-gta-iv.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5197271810073478818" border="0" /></a></div><p>Not very, according to Lawrence Kutner and Cheryl K. Olson, two Harvard Medical School psychiatrists who conducted a federally funded research project on the effects of video games on preteens and teenagers. In their new book, "Grand Theft Childhood," Kutner and Olson write, "Perhaps the biggest lesson learned from our research is that parents should not worry about violent or other M-rated video games having a profound effect on their children's behavior or values."</p><br /><p>Most young gamers, they write, "had incorporated their parents' fundamental values into their lives" and realized that "these games were entertaining but outrageous fantasies." Other factors — violence or abuse in the home, treatable mental health problems, even access to real weapons — are far more likely to result in children behaving violently, they say.</p><br /><p>Kutner and Olson sum up their results with one word: "Relax."</p><br /><p>Now for more GTA related goodies a excerpt from a interview with the VP of Rockstar Games and co writter of GTA IV Dan Houser.....</p><br /><div><br /><p><strong>So the gaming industry has changed a lot since the last GTA ...</strong><br /><br />Yeah, fuck all this stuff about casual gaming. I think people still want games that are groundbreaking. The Wii is doing something totally different, which is fantastic. We're hopefully going to prove that there’s also a very big audience for people who want entertainment in another form, who think of games as being a narrative device that can challenge movies. We always said: We’re not going release a large number of games. They’re going to have the production values of movies. They're gonna be about themes that interest us whatever the medium, instead of the weird, special video game–only themes that too many people make — orcs and elves, or monsters, or space. We felt you could make a good game and have it be about something we could actually relate to. Or aspire to.</p><br /></div><br /><div id="more"><br /><p><strong>When it comes to designing New York, where do you even start? With the map?</strong><br /><br />It's not just getting the roads laid out sensibly, which we do, or picking all the landmarks — it's also the more subtle details of dirt, or lighting. We had people out photographing on rooftops on time-lapse cameras so we could get the lighting as close as we can. We had guys looking at Census data; this part of Queens should be more Chinese. The [pedestrians] can go up and speak to each other now, so we got them speaking Russian, Spanish, Chinese. It seemed we'd set a high bar in the past and wanted to take it to a new place, where you feel less like a video game and more like this weird digital fantasy world.</p><br /><p><strong>How do you do that?</strong><br /><br />We're doing things in this that other people would think is insane. Here's a simple example: pedestrians, the guys that walk around, it's a massive-scale production to do that. We ended up with 660 speaking parts. 80,000 lines of dialogue, it's ridiculous. </p><br /><p><strong>Can you give us an example of something in the game we wouldn't notice right away?</strong><br /><br />I think one of the things we try to capture in the game is that New York is the world leader in walking around meeting insane people. [Rockstar Games president] Sam [Houser] and I were walking home and we just met this absolutely crazy homeless guy, who was telling us how he recently killed someone, and drifted into insanity. After 30 seconds of this guy's life, we both thought — he's brilliant! [In the game] you meet freaky characters, and then you can do little random interactive things with them.</p><br /><p><strong>Who are a few of your favorites?</strong><br /><br />We go for that full range of classic New York archetypes. You've got the angry sleeping-pill-popping sort of <em>Sex and the City</em> type woman, you know, whose looks are just beginning to fade — a career woman who works in fashion. The guy who's like, "Yo, buy my record." There's the kid who's like the overconfident cokehead, and then you see him later and he becomes a crackhead, and he's a real mess. And then you see him a while later and he's fresh out of rehab. </p><br /><p><strong>So all the pedestrians fit the neighborhoods?</strong><br /><br />The people in Soho are expensively dressed and into shopping and vacuous in their own way. People in Noho are slightly different, people in Harlem are different. We give them a little character, maybe a two-sentence description — usually a cynical take on a classic New York persona: an English guy living over here, who thinks he's a real hot shot, but he's a complete phony, which is why he's come to New York. If he gets pushed when he's on his cell phone, he runs away from you. </p><br /><p>We're trying to pick up personalities that are worth of spoofing. We're not trying to go after every single black person, or every 25-year-old Hispanic kid. We’re saying, this is the neurotic guy who wants to be hard. This is the hard guy who wants to be a poet. And this is the angry guy who's trying to go to anger management class. We're just trying to get male personas and fix them to any race.</p><br /><p>On the fashion side, we're literally doing fashion shoots and taking the photographs and turning them into the models. We have street stylists to help us dress them. It's got to look right.</p><br /><p><strong>How realistic did you want to go with this?</strong><br /><br />We try to get the essence of the place, not a photo-realistic, digital tourist guide. We wanted a kind of spiritual tourist guide that feels like New York, but a blown-out, larger-than-life version. We want it to feel you're the star of your own movie or TV show. We wanted an element of the classic New York of the seventies and eighties too.</p><br /><p><strong>It’s got a bit of that bad, good old days feel.</strong><br /><br />We’re not at all aspiring to virtual reality — what we are aspiring to is what feels like you're living in your own world, halfway between 3-D cartoon and action movies. Aaron [Gorbut] in Scotland, the art director, the thing that he's a genius at, and his main guys are brilliant at pulling off, is making the worlds look lived-in in a way no one else can. They don't just think, "How do I make a beautiful model for this house and the sidewalk?" They worry about, "How do I seam them together and put a nice dirt between them?" You never notice that as a consumer, but you do notice that it looks really believable. Other games look so rigid. </p><br /><p><strong>How did you pick which areas of New York to feature?</strong><br /><br />We went from maybe doing the whole of New York State. And then it was just Manhattan, then it expanded out again and was going to be a bunch of suburbs, maybe like Westchester or out to Long Island with woods so you could go bury people. We made lists of what must we keep, what can we drop, what's got to be there, what can we smash in together. Like how we don't do Staten Island and do New Jersey: we would all vote on it. We didn't want to offend anyone in Staten Island, but you get the same suburban neighborhoods in Jersey, plus some factories and stuff.</p><br /><p><strong>What kind of research did you do?</strong><br /><br />We started videoing a lot of neighborhoods, and then the videos were sent off to North [Rockstar's studio in Scotland, where most programming is done] and put on plasma TVs around their office, so while they worked they could look up and there was New York. </p><br /><p><strong>Did the guys from Scotland come over here?</strong><br /><br />In March or April of 2005 we had 60 or 70 of the guys here for a week and a half, driving around in SUVs in the rough parts of town. We'd have cops who used to work the beat driving us around Washington Heights, and saying it used to be great because it was really different then and you could shoot people all the time.</p><br /><p><strong>How have the radio stations in the game improved?</strong><br /><br />We went basically from about eight or nine stations in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas to eighteen different radio stations this time. We wanted [the news station] to feel like 1010 WINS, so we got one of the main voices [John Montone] to be our news reader. Problem is, in New York now, you can't find seventeen radio stations you want to listen to. We tried to get stuff that would feel like what you would want to hear if you came to New York. Not necessarily what you do find here, but what you ought to hear if it was like the way you'd imagined it. </p><br /><p><strong>It seems like the video game–violence issue might finally be dying down. Do you foresee any problems with GTA IV?</strong><br /><br />If you don’t like any violent content in your entertainment, then I apologize because I do. And I’ve unfortunately been exposed to it my entire life. I agree that the world would be a greater place if all of the guns and all of the bombs disappeared, but that certainly is not in the agenda. If we equally got rid of a lot of books that talk about violence, okay. But if we don’t like these games because they've got content that we’re happy to see in movies and TV shows, then what you’re saying is you don’t like the medium because we don’t have a George Clooney type sticking his face in front of the camera. There is nothing in the game you would not see in a TV show, or a movie a hundred times over, so I don’t understand what the conversation is about. We set out to make games that felt like they could culturally exist alongside the movies we were watching and the books we were reading, and hopefully we’re getting close to those goals.</p><br /><p><strong>I thought you might back away from the sex, but you can still pick up girls, right?</strong><br /><br />We wanted it to feel like a gangster film. And you can't do that if you can’t use bad language, or have a hooker on the corner, or a strip club, or all the other things that are part of that world.</p><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhTHceiHvIp4vpmC5YNaGArOyo_NXpD9ZXk2abF9v9p3DfXtRtkK6Kd7JD90dFGoseRk2QauxTgA2wSMjkP9CUScE_syHunckTzuA50AlxlNLOpd4_BuX093KpDrJR7FkY2jX7AejkVAGky/s1600-h/a-teen-nude-gun.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhTHceiHvIp4vpmC5YNaGArOyo_NXpD9ZXk2abF9v9p3DfXtRtkK6Kd7JD90dFGoseRk2QauxTgA2wSMjkP9CUScE_syHunckTzuA50AlxlNLOpd4_BuX093KpDrJR7FkY2jX7AejkVAGky/s320/a-teen-nude-gun.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5197271810073478786" border="0" /></a></div></div><br /><p>Now from the 20% I ve managed to make my way through I think this might be another classic game from Rockstar that you will still be seeing copyied well into the future of gaming beyond even the PS3 and Xbox 360.</p><p style="text-align: left;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhDlkue9Paw7VdfpzePbl7MCL4mWUegw9HphYXrpPPBkQZpKSfUyUJPg1PNMOfUaELrAgXUFJAr5bPyduHMsH7OH_d5d-LEFC9UaI7wbWZws3iGNv3ICpMNXagN1OoP5Epef4hCED6RtFTW/s1600-h/Star5.gif">Towlies Rating </a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhDlkue9Paw7VdfpzePbl7MCL4mWUegw9HphYXrpPPBkQZpKSfUyUJPg1PNMOfUaELrAgXUFJAr5bPyduHMsH7OH_d5d-LEFC9UaI7wbWZws3iGNv3ICpMNXagN1OoP5Epef4hCED6RtFTW/s1600-h/Star5.gif"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhDlkue9Paw7VdfpzePbl7MCL4mWUegw9HphYXrpPPBkQZpKSfUyUJPg1PNMOfUaELrAgXUFJAr5bPyduHMsH7OH_d5d-LEFC9UaI7wbWZws3iGNv3ICpMNXagN1OoP5Epef4hCED6RtFTW/s320/Star5.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5197269817208653394" border="0" /></a></p>Towliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07488732017400535730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7978984778957304668.post-36241386177248650312008-04-16T23:27:00.004+01:002008-12-10T05:57:55.141+00:00New South Park airs 1206 - Over Logging looks like another great episodeWoo hoo another new south park airs in the states tonight so whats it about you ask well the episode description is as follows courtesy of mr twig.<br /><h2> 1206 - Over Logging </h2>No one in South Park has internet access and there's no telling when, or even if, it will come back. Desperation sets in as the fear of the unknown spreads rapidly across the country. When Randy hears there still may be some internet out in California, he packs up his family and heads west in search of a signal.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhaG78p3GbRhAqypmRLaf8Pif8k_bUyLI1a30Ib1Xt57SKLeii2ZD9G0LspcEkq_88tCyei-FWr4ivrphfv20QTNxBdRqG6KDtRCkFPaDSZU49HJdhzsbROP_nmQnwz_tDM17liRDx35syA/s1600-h/1206.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhaG78p3GbRhAqypmRLaf8Pif8k_bUyLI1a30Ib1Xt57SKLeii2ZD9G0LspcEkq_88tCyei-FWr4ivrphfv20QTNxBdRqG6KDtRCkFPaDSZU49HJdhzsbROP_nmQnwz_tDM17liRDx35syA/s320/1206.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5189975262640938770" border="0" /></a><blockquote>Randy packs up the family and heads off in search of an internet connection</blockquote><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><embed src="http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:cms:item:southparkstudios.com:166180:" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="window" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" height="360" width="480"></embed>Towliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07488732017400535730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7978984778957304668.post-16102584144462935892008-04-10T13:01:00.003+01:002008-12-10T05:57:55.459+00:00south park 1205 s12e05 torrent, watch south park<h3>Episode 1205 <span class="viewtopic_post_subject">1205: Eek, A Penis! </span>Now Available see torrents below or in side bar.</h3><br />The Good-<br /><br />- The <span style="font-style: italic;">Stand and Deliver</span> parody was <span style="font-style: italic;">so cute</span>; I've seen the movie over and over and it <span style="font-style: italic;">never</span> gets old. Cartman wasn't spending his time messing around with Butters and fighting with Kyle (except for a few little scenes) for once, which was a nice change of pace concerning Cartman's role in episodes.<br /><br />- The stab at the Patriots got a laugh out of me...<br /><br />- Garrison's a dude again; I thought he was <span style="font-style: italic;">so much better</span> in the earlier seasons as a dude.<br /><br />The Bad-<br /><br />- The whole pen0r subplot was just...not up my alley. Pen0r jokes don't really cut it for me; it seemed a bit too crude.<br /><br />The Ugly-<br /><br />- The pen0r-rat singing to the moon made me want to throw my remote at the TV. I thought that was completely lame.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwE5ntXMxIsqW4zfBRQWNE5Up1xXiTLMq2u9K1Buc2nPIXRVQSEGj2bQ-0_fHfuMh56dICJo8r7h84O56zRiar-9Fc3dyxqfrYwwOSUoHDFhqk9K6rRKLN7wP2C7gO9DAdY0rTPbUzwV24/s1600-h/cartman+teacher+s12e05.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwE5ntXMxIsqW4zfBRQWNE5Up1xXiTLMq2u9K1Buc2nPIXRVQSEGj2bQ-0_fHfuMh56dICJo8r7h84O56zRiar-9Fc3dyxqfrYwwOSUoHDFhqk9K6rRKLN7wP2C7gO9DAdY0rTPbUzwV24/s320/cartman+teacher+s12e05.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5187598268037002706" border="0" /></a><br />"The movie <span style="font-style: italic;">Stand and Deliver</span> was spoofed pretty well during this South Park episode Eek! A Penis!.<br />In the episode, Cartman is sent to teach at an inner city school. He teaches the class the various methods of cheating, and in difficult situations, constantly repeats the phase, "How do I reach these kids!"<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiubqkFcW7__AAGoao9CkDmIgs2XunLm1vGVscuR8HLkP9HsKZUiUegmQAcJBgLRQ1NFSz6BIYbmj_gAMb4E9kWx-VFKcuhW24LYNbvrQyWfqtboofzie190VjP8U_X1LY6JjVWhVjqUbnZ/s1600-h/cartman.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiubqkFcW7__AAGoao9CkDmIgs2XunLm1vGVscuR8HLkP9HsKZUiUegmQAcJBgLRQ1NFSz6BIYbmj_gAMb4E9kWx-VFKcuhW24LYNbvrQyWfqtboofzie190VjP8U_X1LY6JjVWhVjqUbnZ/s320/cartman.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5187598272331970018" border="0" /></a><br />See preview and stream the episode if your from the USA at http://www.southparkstudios.com/Towliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07488732017400535730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7978984778957304668.post-36226059105525717352008-04-09T15:15:00.006+01:002008-04-09T15:36:21.899+01:00New South Park tomorrow and Hands on With GTA IV 4 Multiplayer: City of ChaosWell the new south park is out tommorrow but I ve found something to make most grown men wet themselves yes I am talking about the new GTA now I found a great little piece on <a id="tag_376220" href="http://kotaku.com/376220/hands-on-with-gta-multiplayer-city-of-chaos" title="Click here to read more posts tagged IMPRESSIONS" alt="Click here to read more posts tagged IMPRESSIONS">http://kotaku.com</a><p> </p><!-- google_ad_section_start -->Please note this is a review by kotaku.com not myself.<br />Enjoy I know I did ohh cant wait !!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /><p><a href="http://kotaku.com/assets/resources/2008/04/dropoff.JPG"><img src="http://kotaku.com/assets/resources/2008/04/dropoff-thumb.JPG" height="277" width="500" /></a><br /></p><p>A couple of months ago, before I had a chance to play GTA IV, I got into a discussion with an industry insider about Rockstar, and in particular, the Grand Theft Auto franchise. We were talking about whether the polarizing series, much beloved by gamers and reviled by non-gamers, had jumped the shark.</p><br /><p>Would this be the last GTA, I wondered. The insider was quick to say no, even after I pointed out that I had watched a chunk of the single-player campaign, which impressed me, but didn't seem to include any giant leaps forward for the franchise.</p>"Did you see multiplayer?"<br /><p>"No."</p>"Just wait."<br /><p><a href="http://kotaku.com/assets/resources/2008/04/woweee.JPG"><img src="http://kotaku.com/assets/resources/2008/04/woweee-thumb.JPG" height="278" width="500" /></a></p>After spending a morning at Rockstar late last month, playing around with Grand Theft Auto IV's single player campaign, the guys walked me to the room next door to check out Grand Theft Auto's first real take on multiplayer.<br /><p>Over the course of several hours I had a chance to check out five multiplayer modes, including a short co-op campaign, out of what is rumored to be the game's more than dozen multiplayer modes.</p>I was happy to find that Grand Theft Auto has most definitely not jumped the shark.<br /><p>I was initially disappointed when I discovered that my expectations, no matter how unreasonable, that GTA IV would let you play through the entire campaign with a friend weren't to be met. But that was short lived.</p>The sheer level of customization in the game, the wild variety of play, and the unsurpassed size of the maps made the lack of a full co-op campaign seem like an afterthought.<br /><p>To start playing a multiplayer game you bring up Niko's cell phone in the single player campaign and, using the in-phone menu, select multiplayer. So you can drop into one of these sessions whenever you want.</p>While you can't play as Nikko, the campaign's main character, you can customize your own character, creating someone by choosing male or female and then selecting among four different heads, four torsos, four legs and several types of glasses and hats.<br /><p>All but one of the multiplayer modes supports up to 16 players. (The co-op missions only support up to four.) The host has an amazing array of options that they can control. While setting up a game, the host can choose to modify the routine, like re-spawn times, weapon selections and friendly fire, or the unusual, like the time of day, the weather, how heavy the traffic is or how many people are on the street. You can even control police presence in your matches.</p>While the game allows you to select parts of the map to play in, choosing specific boroughs, smaller neighborhoods, or areas like the airport, it doesn't prevent players from roaming the entire city during any given match. Instead the respawns and weapon drops only occur in those areas.<br /><p>While the high level of customization adds a lot to the experience, I was just as wowed by some of the little things built into multiplayer, like the ability for players waiting in a lobby to turn on their radio and listen to GTA's soundtrack.</p><a href="http://kotaku.com/assets/resources/2008/04/death.JPG"><img src="http://kotaku.com/assets/resources/2008/04/death-thumb.JPG" height="276" width="500" /></a><br /><p><strong>Deathmatch</strong><br /><br /> My first experience with GTA 4 multiplayer was deathmatch and team deathmatch.</p>Instead of winning with kill counts, both of these modes look at your cash total to see who won the match. Cash is earned by killing members of the other team and you can get extra cash by darting out to collect the money they drop when they die.<br /><p>The controls were solid, <a href="http://kotaku.com/373773/gta4-hands+on-the-world-is-yours" title="GTA IV Hands On Impressions">as I've mentioned before</a>, but what made this deathmatch feel so different was that it felt like it was taking place in a living, breathing world. People were walking around, there were cars to be stolen. You can actually load up a car with your entire team and try to drive-by the other team mates. You could even, if you felt like it, take off to parts unknown, areas on the map nowhere near where the action was taking place.</p>Deathmatch was fun, and the added twist of an open world and a huge map, definitely upped the value, but it was still deathmatch.<br /><p><a href="http://kotaku.com/assets/resources/2008/04/copccrook.JPG"><img src="http://kotaku.com/assets/resources/2008/04/copccrook-thumb.JPG" height="280" width="500" /></a></p><strong>Cops N Crooks</strong><br /><p><br /> The next mode we played was Cops N Crooks, a variation on your typical deathmatch mode where you have to find and take out the bad guys.</p>The team playing as cops can see the crooks on their radar, but the the crooks can only see the escape point on the map and don't know where the cops are until it's almost too late. The mode has two derivations: In All for One you need to kill the boss, played by one of the crooks. In One for All everyone has just one life and once the crooks are dead the cops win.There were some really nice touches to the game that made this stand out from some of the other modes I've played in shooters. For instance as the bad guys, you can give each other waypoints on the live map, allowing one player to drive and another to navigate.<br /><p>We also played matches were the bad guys split up into two groups, doubling the chance for the boss to get away because we weren't sure which group he was with.</p>Lots of fun, plenty of potential, especially when you factor in that this all still takes place in GTA's open world.<br /><p><a href="http://kotaku.com/assets/resources/2008/04/race.JPG"><img src="http://kotaku.com/assets/resources/2008/04/race-thumb.JPG" height="281" width="500" /></a></p><strong>GTA Race</strong><br /><p>This was the mode I least wanted to play, but came in as one of my favorites to mess around with. Imagine Mario Kart in a real world, with real cars. Now add machine guns, pistols, rocket launchers, Molotov cocktails, in fact every weapons in GTA. Now, let people get out of their cars and do whatever they want to win, or prevent other people from winning. Wow, just wow.</p>This mode lets the host choose vehicle types before a race, the race course, time limit and number of laps. Sure the game has checkpoints, and you need to hit them, or most of them, to complete a lap, but being the fastest doesn't get close to guaranteeing a win.<br /><p>In our introduction to the mode, myself and Newsweek's N'gai Croal were burning around the course, which I believe took place near GTA's Central Park, when we came to a stone archway we absolutely had to go through to complete the lap. Problem was, there were cars, lots of cars blocking our way. By the time I had assessed the situation, one of the other players ran up to me and killed me at the wheel.</p>The race quickly devolved into a deathmatch until we realized that Croal had nosed his car through the wreckage and was burning through the laps. In another race, this one taking place at an airport complete with moving planes, I didn't bother trying to speed through the course and instead clamored on top of an airport gangway with a rocket launcher and just waited. When people came by I blew up their cars. Meanwhile Rockstar's Jeronimo Barrera was taking great pleasure trying to mow down Croal in what looked like a golf cart.<br /><p>From what I played of it, GTA Race could easily be a standalone game, something that would occupy a gamer's attention for months.</p><a href="http://kotaku.com/assets/resources/2008/04/noose.JPG"><img src="http://kotaku.com/assets/resources/2008/04/noose-thumb.JPG" height="282" width="500" /></a><strong><br />Hangman's NOOSE</strong><br /><p>The final mode we played was probably the most impressive. Hangman's NOOSE is Rockstar's answer to a story-driven campaign mode. Instead of allowing players to complete chunks of the single player campaign with a friend, the developers decided to create side missions, featuring ancillary characters, that can be played as a group with a total of four people.</p>Rockstar declined to say how many of these co-op missions the game will ship with, but I'd think it would come with more than the one and I'd bet that the 360 DLC will be all about this mode.<br /><p>The mission we played was Hangman's NOOSE. In it you're asked to rescue a crime boss from an army of police who are picking him up on the runway of the airport. The missions started out on the runway and as we shot it out with cops, two more armored SWAT trucks drove up, unloading more and more cops.</p>The first play through was pretty succinct, we grabbed the armored truck, got the boss in it and tore across the city to our extraction point while the city's entire police force mobilized to stop us.<br /><p>The second play through didn't go nearly as well.</p>A Rockstar developer took the wheel of the armored car again, and another rode shotgun. Croal hopped into the back to shoot at pursuing cops. I opted to swipe a helicopter that was on the runway and followed the wagon as it entered the interstate, trying to gun down the stream of cop cars in pursuit.<br /><p>Then it happened: Croal was shot. The hit didn't kill him, but it did knock him from the truck which continued to speed toward the drop off point. Soon Croal was surrounded by cops on the middle of an interstate. I turned my chopper around and told Croal I was coming for him. Landing the copter in a nearby clearing, I got out to try and find Croal, but he had snatched a car and was already out of the police infested area.</p>I ran back to my copter only to find its rotors had been snapped off during my crap landing next to a copse of trees. The whole thing ended with me being gunned down by a phalanx of cops as I ran down the interstate toward the distant extraction point, and the whole team losing.<br /><p>The missions was actually very straight forward, lacking almost completely in narrative and pretty short, but that works in GTA IV. It works because the game, especially in the multiplayer modes, seems to be providing you a way to create your own experiences.</p>I could replay Hangman's NOOSE a dozen times and not get tired of it, mostly because each time through created a different experience. It's so open ended that they story you play, as with single player, often seems like your own.<br /><p>I've certainly not played enough of Grand Theft Auto IV to being able to say whether the game will live up to mounting expectations, but I can certainly say that Rockstar hasn't been caught resting. This game, and it's unusual and varied take on multiplayer gaming isn't packed with obvious innovations, but it still manages to innovate where it counts most: In storytelling.</p><a href="http://kotaku.com/assets/resources/2008/04/story.JPG"><img src="http://kotaku.com/assets/resources/2008/04/story-thumb.JPG" height="280" width="500" /></a><br /><br />For anyone who is still reading and hoping to find out about the new south park here you go...<br />Episode 1205 is titled - Eek, A Penis! <h3> Airdate: 2008-04-09 </h3> While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom.<br /><br /><div id="entrygoogle"></div>Towliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07488732017400535730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7978984778957304668.post-30669781165624524302008-04-03T12:01:00.011+01:002008-12-10T05:57:56.051+00:00This weeks great new South Park episode 1204 - Canada On Strike! EH ! - Airdate: 02/04/08This weeks great new episode 1204 - Canada On Strike! - Airdate: 02/04/08<p>So if you love South parks Canada episodes like me you'll love this one. Honk if you love Canada Eh !</p><p>Looks like another great spoof episode of South Park.<br /></p><p> <a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgZhZe2uVXI8Ey_ZK6cYYXSAMpkzn1Q_ySYSemPh3318ctLnkZ-hfITR3V1rOIA0uLB9NEwQyMOIDBbUz48X2pH9fpC4AEZAtEUiO1y7Hg_IdP_vo9Ho4LUkNaK2iHrqTaIMOTFgaqlSZ4F/s1600-h/1204_ike+thumb.jpg"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgZhZe2uVXI8Ey_ZK6cYYXSAMpkzn1Q_ySYSemPh3318ctLnkZ-hfITR3V1rOIA0uLB9NEwQyMOIDBbUz48X2pH9fpC4AEZAtEUiO1y7Hg_IdP_vo9Ho4LUkNaK2iHrqTaIMOTFgaqlSZ4F/s320/1204_ike+thumb.jpg" alt="ike on strike" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5184979634800747922" border="0" height="168" width="224" /></a></p> The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a long and painful strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys. <img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEioqI5BbBp1oaUy_JxbXoVvh1Gc2BcVtUm4kKNV10PNT0dNZE2ADB7rNqgpdEviJLMHFpgAWpupxeW4Y1ftzW8_WFR2IEInjJlnpFM2dSqrk0E764HwRvfehby4-ziC1tJg8R63VX2-RWzq/s320/1204_4boys.jpg" alt="south park boys" height="213" width="271" /><br /><p>Meanwhile, people from Denmark flock to the U.S. and cross the picket lines to take the place of the striking Canadians.</p><p> In conflict over whether or not to stand with their countrymen, Terrance and Phillip uncover the truth behind the outrageous cost of the strike. <a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhbE-uZ5FcPienODdq5ajmKKsctpYhyqCqilqJOhEywVrup2tybpag3zQ6cMIu2C7-ga2J2WRyxW2dgVte_r2m5ex3ddABzlfKkrEReuEIJxjC9YFFMyUWTumINiFTYlvR3gYTvrdei7N-e/s1600-h/1204_canadians.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhbE-uZ5FcPienODdq5ajmKKsctpYhyqCqilqJOhEywVrup2tybpag3zQ6cMIu2C7-ga2J2WRyxW2dgVte_r2m5ex3ddABzlfKkrEReuEIJxjC9YFFMyUWTumINiFTYlvR3gYTvrdei7N-e/s320/1204_canadians.jpg" alt="Terrance and philip strike" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5184975713495606642" border="0" /></a></p>This episode is featured in the following torrents:<br /><p><span style="text-align: left;"><a href="http://www.mrtwig.net/">Thanks to Mr Twig</a></span></p><a href="http://mrtwig.net/torrents/SouthPark_1204_-_Canada_on_Strike__rm_MrTwig_net_.torrent">1204 - Canada on Strike</a> [tv»rm] 36Mb<br /><p> <a href="http://mrtwig.net/torrents/SouthPark_1204_-_Canada_on_Strike__avi_MrTwig_net_.torrent">1204 - Canada on Strike</a> [tv»avi] 175Mb</p><p>Great Ike Screen saver <a href="http://www.southparkstudios.com/crap/downloads/preview/7136/">here </a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.southparkstudios.com/crap/downloads/preview/7136/"><img style="width: 107px; height: 79px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgZhZe2uVXI8Ey_ZK6cYYXSAMpkzn1Q_ySYSemPh3318ctLnkZ-hfITR3V1rOIA0uLB9NEwQyMOIDBbUz48X2pH9fpC4AEZAtEUiO1y7Hg_IdP_vo9Ho4LUkNaK2iHrqTaIMOTFgaqlSZ4F/s320/1204_ike+thumb.jpg" alt="ike on strike" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5184979634800747922" border="0" /></a> </p>Create your own South Park Avatar<br /><a href="http://www.southparkstudios.com/fans/avatar/">http://www.southparkstudios.com/fans/avatar/</a><br />Now with Canadians Eh !<br />Oh and WTF ?<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiE8E9FP_qkGN3f7-037FFDq-VAsKMGtYM6VSFXNoUDy2Jl1xFuEAVSasO74V3fqGSqhdzsH6DdjVnyC1TIJhoqdvq5PAHunjrEqzXGXx8Bf5Gr2kNTg8bsUxgAjVMofBrtVFPRE1incB2V/s1600-h/shuttle+dog.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiE8E9FP_qkGN3f7-037FFDq-VAsKMGtYM6VSFXNoUDy2Jl1xFuEAVSasO74V3fqGSqhdzsH6DdjVnyC1TIJhoqdvq5PAHunjrEqzXGXx8Bf5Gr2kNTg8bsUxgAjVMofBrtVFPRE1incB2V/s320/shuttle+dog.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5184984264775493026" border="0" /></a>Is this NASA's latest way to check tiles ? Or an anti-terror device or just one sneaky dog ?Towliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07488732017400535730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7978984778957304668.post-24201989688354274892008-03-26T10:59:00.005+00:002008-12-10T05:57:58.187+00:00Worst Porn Movie Titles Ever<style type="text/css"><br /><!-- .style1 {font-size: 18px} --><br /></style><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" class="style1" >Worst Porn Movie Titles Ever<br />uide to porn titles 101<br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQvUsX7psCLjB8stsuGQ7nHkguLDQRbJU5ARNthbT5w8RNe2ZdYMR5Tb799CcD1lbS7rTtnwTyXg3mW6euvPvFbPlf69aCmB87bu7kWHhm1oAzGFLth_oQCIsivp4ZoA0MdzSqMkcFWYLT/s1600-h/25_pics_72849.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQvUsX7psCLjB8stsuGQ7nHkguLDQRbJU5ARNthbT5w8RNe2ZdYMR5Tb799CcD1lbS7rTtnwTyXg3mW6euvPvFbPlf69aCmB87bu7kWHhm1oAzGFLth_oQCIsivp4ZoA0MdzSqMkcFWYLT/s320/25_pics_72849.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5182007478777209778" border="0" /></a><br /><p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj0sb2SUx4LdOPw4ZMV5UUIVdnqDZELQftGJs8xC2q0GIM7A8zAECUAxbS0t5clj0m_eXoli-HKasjBy5WrJ7HLW1k6fn_v429J9tAiXhwn0FILzzS8bx2zfGoUcR_UTA0jaiiOQ7k3M0GY/s1600-h/3_ncprKdYNbo.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj0sb2SUx4LdOPw4ZMV5UUIVdnqDZELQftGJs8xC2q0GIM7A8zAECUAxbS0t5clj0m_eXoli-HKasjBy5WrJ7HLW1k6fn_v429J9tAiXhwn0FILzzS8bx2zfGoUcR_UTA0jaiiOQ7k3M0GY/s320/3_ncprKdYNbo.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5182004266141672242" border="0" /></a><br />First off, let's set out the criteria : a BAD porn movie title does the opposite of its intention, which is to arouse your interests and convince you to buy the tape. Nope, these titles work against them -- they disgust, confuse or just plain turn you off. I've divided them up into 5 categories : 1) Gross, 2) Groan, 3) Stupid, 4) What The Hell, and 5) The Porn Store Clerk Laughed At Me. I'll elaborate later.<br /><br />There are a number of exclusions. Foreign titles are out because a bad translation is out of the original namer's control. Ethnic videos were also excluded because they're all pretty offensive, so "<em>Chicken Chow Mine</em>" and "<em>Sushi Girls #24 - Stir Fry Snatch</em>" are not on the list, as well as pretty much all the black videos. (I have never seen so many uses of the words "ho" and "booty" in my life.) Gay is out because the titles always make me giggle or extremely uncomfortable. Also, any movie titles describing a disgusting sex act were disqualified because that's a personal bias. So you don't get "<em>Bust A Nut In Grandma's Butt</em>" because some people like old women. Really old women. Yikes. "<em>Edward Penishands</em>" was immediately out because that one pops up on EVERYBODY ELSE'S Best Porn Movie Title list because it is actually an awesome title. I saw that movie. That had to be the worst porn shoot ever for that poor guy.</p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiS4JglT21fOC7Rdj9m-ppXyNA4EtOPbXM50kT6EwaeYw0bm1TA8pYbiEgbgIr2NRw4B23U_ulii07DxcMLYQSrmGnnkY0Zz6P7TS8xS16Kw2toPPngAik8lBxDiEstqzppFKDfbQiWoxzr/s1600-h/out-of-town.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiS4JglT21fOC7Rdj9m-ppXyNA4EtOPbXM50kT6EwaeYw0bm1TA8pYbiEgbgIr2NRw4B23U_ulii07DxcMLYQSrmGnnkY0Zz6P7TS8xS16Kw2toPPngAik8lBxDiEstqzppFKDfbQiWoxzr/s320/out-of-town.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5182004279026574146" border="0" /></a><p><strong>1) <u>GROSS</u></strong> - these are disgusting titles that should turn you off completely :<br /><br />1. <strong>THE ANAL GIRLS OF TOBACCO ROAD 2 : VAGINA SLIMES</strong> - The title that started me on this list. "Virginia Slims" becomes "Vagina Slimes" ? That's disgusting ! You get the idea.<br /><br />2. <strong>LET'S PLAY STAIN THE COUCH</strong> - And then invite all our friends over and watch them try to guess what that smell is !<br /><br />3. <strong>CRACK WHORES OF AMERICA</strong> - Because nothing turns a guy on more than needle tracks and missing teeth ...<br /><br />4. <strong>PRIME CUTS - YO QUIERO TACO SMELL</strong> - I know when I get down there, I want to smell refried beans !<br /><br />5. <strong>AMATEURS ONLY #129 - I'M A BROWN SHIT-HOLED WHORE</strong> - Some people like poo, so maybe I shouldn't have included this one. What can I say, it just has a certain poetry to it.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhypXB92uEoXLKubqPqxOxkZgBbMeyevQH6oHCxqkxDUbm6MK6rzeLL5ZSdxe-rUZWXI4CGRECPp6ZKzv8G533iXzuS2M1Q7hpiWkWlvswNEk1BJST9cMZurNO9maIIXdujEhbHqRR3P36S/s1600-h/20_girls_in_bath.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhypXB92uEoXLKubqPqxOxkZgBbMeyevQH6oHCxqkxDUbm6MK6rzeLL5ZSdxe-rUZWXI4CGRECPp6ZKzv8G533iXzuS2M1Q7hpiWkWlvswNEk1BJST9cMZurNO9maIIXdujEhbHqRR3P36S/s320/20_girls_in_bath.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5182006782992507762" border="0" /></a><br />6. <strong>SEX STARVED FUCK SLUTS #22 - STINKY WHITE WOMEN</strong> - Why would you want to have sex with somebody who is stinky ? You are a puzzle, sir.</p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgeFo9Ejcnqsh5_3uDY-6az5H3W08lcvLh6bUp1XyzR29FTlZivtQXWkBwBncxnH1V95F4rZFecysBhcC_WqX38E7b1YPAsFq15YgYpiYMD8taH0j1P2XYF1oMRT5ZACn9OqQ20ZOdJq4st/s1600-h/multibabes.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgeFo9Ejcnqsh5_3uDY-6az5H3W08lcvLh6bUp1XyzR29FTlZivtQXWkBwBncxnH1V95F4rZFecysBhcC_WqX38E7b1YPAsFq15YgYpiYMD8taH0j1P2XYF1oMRT5ZACn9OqQ20ZOdJq4st/s320/multibabes.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5182004399285658450" border="0" /></a><p> </p><br /><p><strong>2) <u>GROAN</u></strong> - bad puns, horrible plays on words, stupid Hollywood movie name adaptations :<br /><br />7. <strong>DUDE, WHERE'S MY DILDO ?</strong> - Bad movie, probably a bad porno based on a bad movie.<br /><br />8. <strong>ULTRA KINKY #79 - BOWLIN' IN HER COLON</strong> - Bowling balls and colons, such a pretty image.<br /><br />9. <strong>ASS-HOLE O MIO</strong> - You've got to be kidding.<br /><br />10. <strong>HOMEGROWN VIDEO #489 : FUCK THE CANUCK</strong> - Trouble rhyming "bitch" today ?<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhpFaUCxr9-PwV-dzGeWWnK42zbHIPZ36GB59QjxGOBZ4k9ZPUu2JVAN5F6PP7A9W-ToJJ1a6lGppGUJVwwB0Lo9slVFnUpAeC9lLRI1rgTB4l54vzf5akiEcWOJFCqlHGM-uErgkgWfw6M/s1600-h/05_girls_in_bath.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhpFaUCxr9-PwV-dzGeWWnK42zbHIPZ36GB59QjxGOBZ4k9ZPUu2JVAN5F6PP7A9W-ToJJ1a6lGppGUJVwwB0Lo9slVFnUpAeC9lLRI1rgTB4l54vzf5akiEcWOJFCqlHGM-uErgkgWfw6M/s320/05_girls_in_bath.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5182006778697540450" border="0" /></a><br />11. <strong>BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE VAGINA</strong> - Kurt Russell should be so lucky ...<br /><br />12. <strong>GOOD ASSTERNOON</strong> - I want to see a porno with really amazing dialogue. This won't be it.<br /><br />13. <strong>BACKDOOR ADVENTURES OF BUTTHEAD AND BEAVER</strong> - Too obvious.<br /><br />14. <strong>HINDFELD</strong> - A porno about nothing.<br /><br />15. <strong>TEA BAGGER VANCE</strong> - Did anybody see the original movie ? Yeah, whatever.<br /><br />16. <strong>MUSIC TO FUCK TO - ONCE, TWICE, THREE TIMES A LABIA</strong> - I would watch this if they actually got Lionel Richie to sing the new lyrics with a close-up shot of him crying.<br /><br />17. <strong>GERANALMO</strong> - Sure, why not ?<br /><br />18. <strong>BRASSIERE TO ETERNITY</strong> - You're reaching ...<br /><br />19. <strong>TIG OL' BITTIES</strong> - Spoonerisms can be fun. Sometimes not.<br /><br />20. <strong>MOULIN SPLOOGE</strong> - You saw this one coming ...<br /><br />21. <strong>TITS OF FURY</strong> - ... but not this one ...<br /><br />22. <strong>GERMAN WHORE FARE</strong> - Well, I groaned ...<br /><br />23. <strong>SHE'S NOT A LESBIAN ... SHE'S A VAGITARIAN</strong> - Sigh ...<br /><br />24. <strong>TOOKIE RAIDER</strong> - Tookie ? Tookie ??? You're just making up words now.<br /><br />25. <strong>MUFFUGNUGEN</strong> - That's just lame, man.<br /><br />26. <strong>PRIME CUTS - ONE FELL INTO THE POO-POO'S NEST</strong> - You went to college for this ?<br /><br />27. <strong>FILTHY FUCKERS #184 - POKE 'ER MON</strong> - Who exactly is your target audience ?<br /><br />28. <strong>RIMMERAMA</strong> - It does kind of roll off the tongue, though.<br /><br />29. <strong>HOOTERS AND THE BLOWJOBS</strong> - Sometimes the music in porn movies is kind of interesting. Not this time.<br /><br />30. <strong>HUNG WANKENSTEIN</strong> - Two, count 'em, TWO bad puns in one title ! I want this job !</p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjlKsaJxVpFSYQ2fyWX1mtMNSoGSUBjaFTBj7f8oh0JvUt6nTQ0CxdIgZ6NKs1rgOeBYBdiL_AxsIzrguZ9RmHkx7ertn68SINbP8CTZGBM8wiWrQZL4L3IpZL1txU5DfIvJQONzob1ODEd/s1600-h/img_dawg_1156913703.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjlKsaJxVpFSYQ2fyWX1mtMNSoGSUBjaFTBj7f8oh0JvUt6nTQ0CxdIgZ6NKs1rgOeBYBdiL_AxsIzrguZ9RmHkx7ertn68SINbP8CTZGBM8wiWrQZL4L3IpZL1txU5DfIvJQONzob1ODEd/s320/img_dawg_1156913703.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5182004253256770306" border="0" /></a><p><strong>3) <u>STUPID</u></strong> - poorly chosen titles for various reasons :<br /><br />31. <strong>SEX</strong> - This is so wonderfully descriptive, there are TWO movies with this title.<br /><br />32. <strong>THE SPLENDOR OF HELL</strong> - Nothing gets me going more than the thought of the sin I am committing at the time and the eventual suffering I am bringing upon myself.<br /><br />33. <strong>COCKLESS 19</strong> - All-girl videos are okay if not kinda dull, but I get a sort of castration vibe from this one ...<br /><br />34. <strong>WET AND FROSTY</strong> - Are you talking about sex or beer ?<br /><br />35. <strong>WHY THINGS BURN</strong> - It's called a venereal disease ...<br /><br />36. <strong>AMATEURS ONLY #131 - HOW MUCH LONGER IS THIS GOING TO TAKE</strong> - Guys love it when girls ask that question.<br /><br />37. <strong>BABY GIRL</strong> - A big disappointment for pedophiles.<br /><br />38. <strong>ANAL CHIROPRACTOR</strong> - What, in case your ass is out of alignment ? Yeesh.<br /><br />39. <strong>HUSH ! MY MOTHER MIGHT HEAR US !</strong> - More of a turn-off for women viewers ...<br /><br />40. <strong>S.I.D.S. - SEXUALLY INTRUSIVE DYSFUNCTIONAL SOCIETY</strong> - Not Sudden Infant Death Syndrome, which always gets me hot.<br /><br />41. <strong>PRICE IS RIGHT</strong> - "Hey, let's name our new porn movie after a game show whose host wants to neuter your family dog !"<br /><br />42. <strong>SNOW WHITE AND THE THREE DWARFS</strong> - You're only calling attention to the fact that you're ripping us off to the tune of four dwarves.<br /><br />43. <strong>ABS OF CUM</strong> - That doesn't make any sense.<br /><br />44. <strong>DEAD MEN DON'T WEAR RUBBERS</strong> - You could get AIDS and DIE !!!<br /><br /></p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgvgx8gweNK1hfWCjnUQKk4Wc4Jpp9Y_YEEs8d6Y1JR7qSqIgHAJWXssmTyB2HSuPbmSk3ejbHV3aB8DNyaieZlMD7Hfl5XmO1hBqBJYC1gJB0bfmyQC1kThNvmRPInWkhFY5Qweb3kOB5B/s1600-h/4_gR1dZcNVdh.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgvgx8gweNK1hfWCjnUQKk4Wc4Jpp9Y_YEEs8d6Y1JR7qSqIgHAJWXssmTyB2HSuPbmSk3ejbHV3aB8DNyaieZlMD7Hfl5XmO1hBqBJYC1gJB0bfmyQC1kThNvmRPInWkhFY5Qweb3kOB5B/s320/4_gR1dZcNVdh.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5182004261846704930" border="0" /></a><p>45. <strong>SEX IN THE COMICS</strong> - This one actually looks pretty interesting. It's porn stars made up to look like cartoon characters having sex. Normal people probably don't want to see this, though ...<br /><br />46. <strong>TOPLESS BRAIN SURGEONS</strong> - No, I want you concentrating on my BRAIN during the operation ...<br /><br />47. <strong>YOUR QUIM IS MY GYM</strong> - Stupid, nonsensical, you are an object to be scorned.<br /><br />48. <strong>THEORY OF RELATIVITY</strong> - That Einstein, what a hottie.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjGlyyz2PDtOrYPvhvWnT-wzovap-DNDHaKCCtzSXklya74dIuRXS9DqXwfXUKqarS_K6fqq9NR9hztWqbVOhBWq8rBRqEdsX7R4V0lH6m2_i8IehgLOXbI3TXUCskjoXyssA7tTt4_IAgn/s1600-h/29_girls_in_bath.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjGlyyz2PDtOrYPvhvWnT-wzovap-DNDHaKCCtzSXklya74dIuRXS9DqXwfXUKqarS_K6fqq9NR9hztWqbVOhBWq8rBRqEdsX7R4V0lH6m2_i8IehgLOXbI3TXUCskjoXyssA7tTt4_IAgn/s320/29_girls_in_bath.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5182006791582442402" border="0" /></a><br />49. <strong>FELANALINGUS</strong> - "I made up a new word !" "Wow ! Let's hope it catches on !"<br /><br />50. <strong>K-FCK ... THE ONLY THING MISSING IS YOU !</strong> - A five year old retard might think that was funny or clever, but only out of pity.<br /><br />51. <strong>BRIANNA LEE'S RED HOT WEINIE ROAST</strong> - Nobody is roasting my weinie. Go away.<br /><br />52. <strong>UNBALANCED CHEMICALS</strong> - Psychotics can be sexy too !<br /><br />53. <strong>STRAIGHT A STUDENTS</strong> - Why would I want to watch a porn movie where nobody gets to have sex ?<br /><br />54. <strong>LET'S PLAY ANAL TWISTER</strong> - That sounds somewhat painful. I'm glad you're not my friend.<br /><br />55. <strong>TUG BOAT</strong> - "Hello ? We make porno movies here. P-O-R-N-O. Do you understand ?"<br /><br />56. <strong>HEROIN</strong> - In answer to the question, what is wrong with the lead actress ?<br /><br />57. <strong>HAMLET : FOR THE LOVE OF OPHELIA #1</strong> - Your average porn movie consumer will have no idea what this is a reference to.<br /><br />58. <strong>ACID SEX</strong> - It burns ! It burns !<br /><br />59. <strong>ADULT MOVIE (A.K.A. PORN MOVIE)</strong> - Whew, thank goodness. I didn't know what this was. I'm glad that's all cleared up.<br /><br />60. <strong>RI DICK U LOUS - CHOCOLATE CAN HARDLY HANDLE IT !</strong> - When you named this movie, you were contemplating suicide, weren't you ? You should.<br /><br />61. <strong>FAT THE BALD AND THE UGLY</strong> - Well, at least they're accessible ...<br /><br />62. <strong>SANDWICH</strong><strong> OF LOVE</strong> - Nobody ever got laid using this phrase. It's just not possible there's a woman this stupid out there.<br /><br />63. <strong>PERVERTED ADVENTURES OF SUPER DAVE #1</strong> - It's a different Dave, not Super Dave Osbourne. But that's who you're thinking about right now, aren't you ? And is it turning you on ? Huh ?<br /><br />64. <strong>AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF A FLEA</strong> - Yay ! My girlfriend is infested with tiny mites ! I am so happy !<br /><br />65. <strong>FRYSTIX</strong> - Who approved this ? Some porn producer who needed a tax shelter, that's who.<br /><br />66. <strong>ALL ANAL ON THE WESTERN FRONT</strong> - Not a good pun, not even a bad pun.<br /><br />67. <strong>HITLER SUCKS</strong> - Next time you have sex, when you're close to cumming, think of the Holocaust. Oh yeah, that's it.<br /><br />68. <strong>MASK</strong> - Not the movie with Cher and that weird-looking kid. But it might as well be.<br /><br />69. <strong>SKID ROW</strong> - Which mental image is worse, the worst section of town with all the drug dealers and hookers, or the band ?<br /><br />70. <strong>ANAL FIREBALL</strong> - Oh, ouch.</p><br /><div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgGc-gWNWIUoosdG9FQtLXdoDxkqGwRJjBRZTT2N6quCJRcxCVjGPb-nW0PVzrMEcLgCXplUlkm5ndfzxydHioEaUuT4YwYYkt_EGgCfpR4QMUpMo7qEhxpMtPEDm2dlb_6j680NTomWBYt/s1600-h/21_girls_in_bath.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgGc-gWNWIUoosdG9FQtLXdoDxkqGwRJjBRZTT2N6quCJRcxCVjGPb-nW0PVzrMEcLgCXplUlkm5ndfzxydHioEaUuT4YwYYkt_EGgCfpR4QMUpMo7qEhxpMtPEDm2dlb_6j680NTomWBYt/s320/21_girls_in_bath.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5182006782992507778" border="0" /></a><hr align="left" size="2" width="100%"><br /></div><br /><p><strong>4) <u>WHAT THE HELL ... ?</u></strong> - No clue, no idea, no sale :<br /><br />71. <strong>AIRTIGHT GRANNY</strong> - What is an airtight granny ? Why is she airtight ? Is that a good thing or a bad thing ? I don't want to know !<br /><br />72. <strong>SECRETARIA EJECUTIVA #1 - BROAD OF DIRECTORS</strong> - Ejecu-what ?<br /><br />73. <strong>SHRIMPIN' LOBSTER SAUCE</strong> - What does going to Sizzler have to do with porn ?<br /><br />74. <strong>A HORSE'S TAIL</strong> - It's not a bestiality video. If it was, it would be a good title. But it's not.<br /><br />75. <strong>E-THREE THE EXTRA TESTICLE</strong> - There is SO much wrong with this one ...<br /><br />76. <strong>SIRLOIN TITS</strong> - What were you thinking ? I'll bet there's an A-1 Sauce joke in there somewhere.<br /><br />77. <strong>BIG AS THIS BOX #1</strong> - What exactly is "big as this box" ? And is it the same rough shape ... ?<br /><br />78. <strong>TITALLICA - MASTER OF PUPPIES</strong> - Puppies ? Puppies ?!!<br /><br />79. <strong>MEAT LOAF - TV DINNER BOX BIG, HUGE, MEATY COCKS</strong> - And I am out of the porn store like a bat out of hell ...<br /><br />80. <strong>ONION PLANET</strong> - I have no idea what this means. Something to do with onions, perhaps. And a planet.<br /><br />81. <strong>WHITE MEN CAN'T IRON ON BUTT ROW</strong> - Can't ... iron ? What about folding shirts ? Can white men do that ?<br /><br />82. <strong>SUPER DRIPPING WET SERIES #3 - CARNAL CASSEROLE</strong> - Yum, reminds me of mom's !<br /><br />83. <strong>KID VEGAS WATCH ME CAMP BITCH !</strong> - This one's actually about going camping. If I were a woman, yes, you would have to threaten me to get me to watch you camp.</p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhKNQIUmaLdRzwI-uMatkUvplJkDEvgTJ4L49G0rA5FZfYnyweYLH9GAuU4m2WZvui6UQDb543w6CjWhyddSsnxDRiW1wQPe9gCnK3eUGB3So59jyuCj9gMy6Nlc7fBTQBAgmXsm74vm3PQ/s1600-h/22_girls_in_bath.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhKNQIUmaLdRzwI-uMatkUvplJkDEvgTJ4L49G0rA5FZfYnyweYLH9GAuU4m2WZvui6UQDb543w6CjWhyddSsnxDRiW1wQPe9gCnK3eUGB3So59jyuCj9gMy6Nlc7fBTQBAgmXsm74vm3PQ/s320/22_girls_in_bath.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5182006787287475090" border="0" /></a><div><br /><hr align="left" size="2" width="100%"><br /></div><br /><p><strong>5) <u>THE PORN STORE CLERK LAUGHED AT ME</u></strong> - titles that are so stupidly funny, you can't stop laughing and enjoy the movie :<br /><br />84. <strong>CLIMAX SHOTS #70 - MY BROWN EYE, NOT THE WINKER, THE STINKER</strong> - Rhyming is fun. Hey, what rhymes with "loser" ?<br /><br />85. <strong>BUMPIN DONUTS</strong> - Uh, which body part is the donut again ?<br /><br />86. <strong>H.R. MUFF N' STUFF</strong> - Confusing childhood, was it ?<br /><br />87. <strong>AMBER THE LESBIAN QUEEFER</strong> - "Queefer" is just a funny word.<br /><br />88. <strong>MAY THE FORESKIN BE WITH YOU</strong> - Geek ! *cough cough*<br /><br />89. <strong>RED HOT CHO CHOS</strong> - I don't know what it means, but I heard some other kid on the playground use it ...<br /><br />90. <strong>WILLIE WANKER AND THE FUDGE PACKING FACTORY</strong> - Your fantasy life is sad.<br /><br />91. <strong>PRETTY LIL' SISTAS #1 - BEAUTIFUL BLACK POPOZUDAS !</strong> - Nobody talks like this. Nobody. I hope.<br /><br />92. <strong>BEEPING MISS BUFFY</strong> - Coyote's after you ...<br /><br />93. <strong>BACKDOOR LAMBADA</strong> - A taste for bad porn and horrifically out of date. Why hasn't some woman snapped you up yet ?<br /><br />94. <strong>WALL TO WALL #24 - HELLO TITTY</strong> - "Good evening, sir. Ah, I see you have the erotic tastes of a young Japanese girl !"<br /><br />95. <strong>ACAPULCO</strong><strong> #1 - MALIBOOBIES</strong> - Hooters ! Headlights ! Ta-ta's ! Grow the fuck up !<br /><br />96. <strong>BEYOND THE VALLEY OF THE ULTRA MILKMAIDS</strong> - Oh, let me guess -- this is an art film ?<br /><br />97. <strong>AFRO-CENTRIX #36 - PUMPIN' THE PO-PO</strong> - Don't even try to tell me that's ebonics ...<br /><br />98. <strong>WHAT'S THE LESBIAN DOING IN MY PIRATE MOVIE ?</strong> - She's trying to earn enough to feed her crack habit.<br /><br />99. <strong>LUSTY LIFE #89 - SLIDE YOUR LONG LOAF IN MY HOT OVEN</strong> - What ... what is wrong with you ?<br /><br />100. <strong>ADVENTURES OF THE FART BITCHES</strong> - Ha ha ha ha Fart Bitches.</p><br /><div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj0sb2SUx4LdOPw4ZMV5UUIVdnqDZELQftGJs8xC2q0GIM7A8zAECUAxbS0t5clj0m_eXoli-HKasjBy5WrJ7HLW1k6fn_v429J9tAiXhwn0FILzzS8bx2zfGoUcR_UTA0jaiiOQ7k3M0GY/s1600-h/3_ncprKdYNbo.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj0sb2SUx4LdOPw4ZMV5UUIVdnqDZELQftGJs8xC2q0GIM7A8zAECUAxbS0t5clj0m_eXoli-HKasjBy5WrJ7HLW1k6fn_v429J9tAiXhwn0FILzzS8bx2zfGoUcR_UTA0jaiiOQ7k3M0GY/s320/3_ncprKdYNbo.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5182004266141672242" border="0" /></a><hr align="left" size="2" width="100%"><br /></div><br /><p><a name="anchor74462"></a>101) <strong>Jerk Your Cum Crayon And Color Me White</strong> - You kids play nice, now ...<br /><br />102) <strong>Beverly Hills</strong><strong> 9021-Ho !</strong> - I can rhyme, too ! 9021-NO ! See ?<br /><br />103) <strong>I Saw Mommy Eating Santa Claus</strong> - which caused the severe childhood trauma which led to a lifetime of doing nothing but watch pornos ...<br /><br />104) <strong>21 Hump Street</strong> - let me guess, starring Johnny Deep ?<br /><br />105) <strong>Butt Nuggets</strong> - I can't find any info on this one, but reader Tricia swears it exists. To find out what a "butt nugget" is, go here :<br /><br />106) <strong>Sperms Of Endearment</strong> - Chick flick.<br /><br />107) <strong>Yank My Doodle, It's A Dandy</strong> - I have three problems with this one : "Yank", "Doodle" and "Dandy". Otherwise, this title is fine.<br /><br />108) <strong>Hairy Honies #11 - Furburgers</strong> - My cousin-in-law was telling the family about how when he was in university, someone discovered that for only $5 you could get a steak with all the trimmings at the local strip club. So if you went to the club, you could see a row of young guys cutting and chewing away, completely ignoring the stripper gyrating on the raised walkway in front of them. To which I had to reply, "Boy, I'd hate to find a hair in my food at that place."<br /><br />109) <strong>Indiana Joan and the Black Hole of Mammoo</strong> - Six thousand years of human civilization and that's the best you could come up with ?<br /><br />110) <strong>Big, Brown, Bomb Boo-Yow Booty, Brazilian Bitches</strong> - My soul hurts.</p><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhIQ_zRiUhe88c-Y30SpaOuIJaCjnSx_ZPjDxFqW7r4AXKpupFihRhv4JnYBTqKfMvtXX75AzfA28hGQavZI-6Mm3LEYiUPF6oQuvIbEQeBx_t5lsZah9GkwmuOMBuuaXVk5ytDWuu_tzYb/s1600-h/wtf.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhIQ_zRiUhe88c-Y30SpaOuIJaCjnSx_ZPjDxFqW7r4AXKpupFihRhv4JnYBTqKfMvtXX75AzfA28hGQavZI-6Mm3LEYiUPF6oQuvIbEQeBx_t5lsZah9GkwmuOMBuuaXVk5ytDWuu_tzYb/s320/wtf.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5182004257551737618" border="0" /></a></div><p> </p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-style: italic;">Yeah not sure whats going on here either WTF ? The little dude is just weird !</span><br /></div>Towliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07488732017400535730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7978984778957304668.post-7076685753365343452008-03-19T15:05:00.005+00:002008-12-10T05:57:58.774+00:00Drug use by Celebrities<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjyuAgmmtytvWkbLLjhHRPyJsoHVMsml49MVdsIU_6fzbV0dhwIlNDpVKGjNWFLGmVk3bgWOapNEJUN3Y-3h89P7a-bBMSn8XCOxUuBYaGVBYCus5Es9FbIKxiQdrjr52rKMGw9OKcd0Sfj/s1600-h/24_FLAPSET_FRKaug355f.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjyuAgmmtytvWkbLLjhHRPyJsoHVMsml49MVdsIU_6fzbV0dhwIlNDpVKGjNWFLGmVk3bgWOapNEJUN3Y-3h89P7a-bBMSn8XCOxUuBYaGVBYCus5Es9FbIKxiQdrjr52rKMGw9OKcd0Sfj/s320/24_FLAPSET_FRKaug355f.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5179475398878590226" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Great article i stumbled upon<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhiLRrg8F6I-8lYAAcuYDm9V1IuMO0DduDmaSnYQOjLQX1BoVMRnvpIXrOswAYCAurvAsonJxyGfgHXv0CqVB7DhbyzWB3V7eCvq2ZnSexXTu8G2oTuk7R7oKHqnsyqKAi2jntt5vYqcQhT/s1600-h/Kutcher+%26+Bush+Twins+WEB+1207.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhiLRrg8F6I-8lYAAcuYDm9V1IuMO0DduDmaSnYQOjLQX1BoVMRnvpIXrOswAYCAurvAsonJxyGfgHXv0CqVB7DhbyzWB3V7eCvq2ZnSexXTu8G2oTuk7R7oKHqnsyqKAi2jntt5vYqcQhT/s320/Kutcher+%26+Bush+Twins+WEB+1207.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5179469690867053810" border="0" /></a><br />On compiling the lists of successful people who used illegal drugs The first reason is that the arts are one of the only areas in which the admission of drug use will not cripple a career so the revelations are endless. (For sample see <a title="Very Important Potheads" href="http://www.veryimportantpotheads.com/main2.html" target="_blank">LINK</a>.) Second, artists, e.g. rock stars, tend to sensationalize their drug usage to appear wild, crazy, and tormented. This tends to reinforce the stereotypes rather than break them. Third, an artist is not considered to have a “real job” by much of our populace. For those reasons I usually don’t bother noting modern artists. <p>In this blog entry I am going to make an exception. As comedian and talk-show host, Bill Maher, pointed out in his 2002 NORML conference address, prominent drug users need to come out of the closet. As with the early gay movement, recreational drug users cannot overcome negative stereotypes when their successful members hide. Maher proceeded to out Harrison Ford and Ted Turner in his speech. While any outing is noteworthy, the most impressive outing I know of is Ashton Kutcher’s 2003 outing of the twin daughters of President George W. Bush, Jenna and Barbara.</p> <p>Kitty Kelley, the queen of unauthorized biographies, has investigated influential people - Frank Sinatra, Nancy Reagan, Jackie Onassis, and the Royal Family - and yet she wrote that people were the most fearful to talk about the Bush clan. Add the fact that First Children are still given relatively gentle treatment by the media and it is unlikely someone was going to out young Jenna and Barbara. Enter Kutcher.</p> <p>Kutcher not only outed the Bushettes, but he did it with flair. In the 2003 <em>Rolling Stone</em> cover story the former underwear model openly revealed his past enjoyment of marijuana. He also described attending a Los Angeles Nike party in the early 2000s in which Jenna and Barbara were in attendance. Despite the fact his friend lewdly commented, “I’d fucking nail the shit out of that bitch!,” in earshot of Secret Service agents, the Bush girls still inquired what Kutcher was doing after the party.</p> <p>Everyone ended up at Kutcher’s afterwards. Kutcher revealed that the Bushes engaged in underage-drinking in his abode with the Secret Service right outside. At one point he went upstairs to his aforementioned friend’s room and in his words:</p> <blockquote><p></p><blockquote>… I can smell the green wafting out under his door. I open the door, and there he is smoking out the Bush twins on his hookah.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjyuAgmmtytvWkbLLjhHRPyJsoHVMsml49MVdsIU_6fzbV0dhwIlNDpVKGjNWFLGmVk3bgWOapNEJUN3Y-3h89P7a-bBMSn8XCOxUuBYaGVBYCus5Es9FbIKxiQdrjr52rKMGw9OKcd0Sfj/s1600-h/24_FLAPSET_FRKaug355f.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjyuAgmmtytvWkbLLjhHRPyJsoHVMsml49MVdsIU_6fzbV0dhwIlNDpVKGjNWFLGmVk3bgWOapNEJUN3Y-3h89P7a-bBMSn8XCOxUuBYaGVBYCus5Es9FbIKxiQdrjr52rKMGw9OKcd0Sfj/s320/24_FLAPSET_FRKaug355f.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5179475398878590226" border="0" /></a></blockquote><p></p></blockquote> <p>As usual, when a celebrity says something “too” honest their public relations staff has to then attempt obfuscation. In this case, Kutcher’s spokeswoman said he was not contrite about the outing because “he didn’t say what was being smoked or who was doing the smoking.” Her statement is comical to anyone familiar with marijuana parlance. (For you east coasters, “smoking out” is the equivalent of “smoking up.”)</p> <p>This outing was significant because it completed the White House family circle. George W. Bush smoked marijuana and enjoyed cocaine in his past, the First Lady smoked and dealt marijuana in college, and now it is apparent Bush’s entire “nucular” family has gone green. (For details see <a title="Bush Got High. Why Can't I?" href="http://www.suburra.com/DrugPages/drugsf5.htm#a" target="_blank">LINK</a>.) There is nothing wrong with this, of course, except for Bush’s hypocrisy. Bush has a horrible record regarding marijuana tolerance. Despite promising in 2000 to respect states’ independence in determining marijuana policy, he has done the exact opposite, in fact the federal government under Bush has done everything in its power to prevent other countries from giving marijuana users greater liberty. <a title="Bush's Pot Record" href="http://norml.org/index.cfm?Group_ID=5975" target="_blank">LINK</a></p><p>One hot dealer Nancy<a title="Bush's Pot Record" href="http://norml.org/index.cfm?Group_ID=5975" target="_blank"><br /></a></p> <p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhMP1l4Ww7FJtiR1LWCiQUl3YDvoXIpCDSFTbX6kRP6SMP-UUB0JIkA6pklTt1Kb7G8A_csGK02CnrgULy2Vkl7YOiMETUnEy5y9hI6n5pmiGV0eb8vbFAkOxzhj041do6vsEw7FOWpRAAi/s1600-h/27497__tv-anm_Weeds_275219b.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhMP1l4Ww7FJtiR1LWCiQUl3YDvoXIpCDSFTbX6kRP6SMP-UUB0JIkA6pklTt1Kb7G8A_csGK02CnrgULy2Vkl7YOiMETUnEy5y9hI6n5pmiGV0eb8vbFAkOxzhj041do6vsEw7FOWpRAAi/s320/27497__tv-anm_Weeds_275219b.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5179475407468524834" border="0" /></a></p><p>Sources: </p> <ol><li>Gavin Edwards, “Ashton Kutcher,” <em>Rolling Stone</em>, 29 May 2003.</li><li>http://suburra.com/blog/2007/12/getting-outed-kutcher-fingered-the-bush-twins/ </li><li>Bill Maher, NORML 2002 Conference Address, 20 Apr. 2002. <a title="Maher Address" href="http://norml.org/docs/maher.doc" target="_blank">LINK</a> (DOC file)</li><li>Karen Thomas, “Did the Bush twins inhale? Kutcher won’t say,” USAToday.com, 7 May 2003, ret. 15 Dec. 2007. <a title="Twins Inhale?" href="http://www.usatoday.com/life/2003-05-07-ashton_x.htm" target="_blank">LINK</a></li></ol>Towliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07488732017400535730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7978984778957304668.post-48516303360193393222008-03-13T10:01:00.007+00:002008-12-10T05:58:00.384+00:0014th March South park returns and Its Steak and Blowjob day what a day !<span class="introtext"><span style="font-size:130%;">First news -<br />South Park episode 1201 - Tonsil Trouble</span><br /><br /></span>Well finally after all those long months of nothingness the best animated tv series of all time returns to the screens, well American TV screens anyway if you dont happen to be from the good ol' US of A and dont fancy waiting months and months to watch it, worry not my friends just scroll down and check out the direct torrent links or link to the great south park files.<br /><p>So what's the premier episode about? Well the face of South Park could change forever when Eric Cartman is diagnosed with an incurable disease in the premier episode, after his routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong.,<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://toweltales.blogspot.com/"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjl2GSppwdf-PZqrQg-vtiNZD8b_fZlzue1pg6vCJAG30bpAhq6d9Eyvd_Qu4KnGgoBpOtIfy22q_Is5p-Bf0TQDs624G83AChm0uiDwXjiayN0n4riOCeb1vpLMAKrQ5T-Ii2G3ao_jJHA/s320/SP1201.jpg" alt="" name="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5177169933448541234" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5177169933448541234" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" border="0" /></a></p><br /><p>The support Cartman is counting on falls short, he has to take matters into his own hands. !</p><br /><p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://toweltales.blogspot.com/"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiVzabJdgYmv2xFtHE52IXesLxyw6vl3mi9t49TC_pMU0s39ZNc9ys1Onk-gs0IEMnUWNnrQgpBlTE4t8xhjREhTmD4OeLt1npo-RVcsmCf4pWMy8DCmSm0dAHosKkAOVQdHfxeocbyJ4k-/s320/1201.png" alt="" name="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5177169937743508546" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5177169937743508546" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" border="0" /></a>Download links below enjoy ! </p>torrent - <strong><a href="http://www.bt-chat.com/download.php?info_hash=ecd3ff0c70769b3f86c3d84730cc53813598aa3a">South Park S12E01 DSR XviD-0TV</a></strong><br /><p>if you have trouble visit <a href="http://www.southparkfiles.com/">http://www.southparkfiles.com</a> or http://www.mrtwig.net/ for more links. </p><br /><p>Towlie</p><p><br /></p><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.britishsexcontacts.com/index.php?SiteID=1433"><img src="http://www.britishsexcontacts.com/webmasters/Banners/bsc_singles_350x350_4.gif" border="0" /></a><br /><h1 class="bodytext" align="center"><span><span style="color: rgb(0, 51, 153);font-family:Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:180%;" ><strong>Steak</strong> and <strong>Blowjob</strong> Day: March 14th!</span></span></h1><span class="bodytext">So maybe its a </span>Coincidence <span class="bodytext">that today is Steak and Blowjob day and south park release a episode about tonsils Mark it down, cross the days off, and keep your calendar open on <strong>March 14th</strong>. As many of you may or may not know, guys don't have a day for themselves. After Hallmark created Valentines on February 14th, a day in which men get to display their fondness and undying love to their significant other by showering them with gifts and affection, guys started getting depressed. </span> <p class="bodytext" align="left">The girls need a day too. They need an outlet to show their love and devotion...</p><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">"March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. That's it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th. It's like a perpetual love machine!"</span><br /> <span style="font-size:85%;"><strong><br /> <span style="font-size:78%;">- Tom Birdsey (founder of Steak and Blowjob Day)</span></strong></span><br />So too celebrate heres some pics !<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhe3RxEwXqgwa2OeVVe1gqwQ0YRQes9ZVb_sjii6eLaRcX96WBSFGkfg2jS3oBEO8f1WWESlxrRZsR4f309IQHtfwzVGacr7Rlg0zHAE5XgC0XC3kSOdPu6DQQVm7PCFI2eWsA9gx6v2iFG/s1600-h/ZzaphDotCom2052.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhe3RxEwXqgwa2OeVVe1gqwQ0YRQes9ZVb_sjii6eLaRcX96WBSFGkfg2jS3oBEO8f1WWESlxrRZsR4f309IQHtfwzVGacr7Rlg0zHAE5XgC0XC3kSOdPu6DQQVm7PCFI2eWsA9gx6v2iFG/s320/ZzaphDotCom2052.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5177268648976872610" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1lA-FHwxye9pB0tDyA7hRmNbFavj4X2aBob02v-u302EFHkgB2zG-Fi3_idQunEOuc2TbQ9Gr80u8SXgSpoJ_KQ8XiKBY_WtAbBjaTnfN7R9-a7MNLCYlv3uIAlK2GlE_AKcS-hQ2ERP-/s1600-h/63203_14_04_07_096_123_571lo.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; 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left: -105px; top: 9px;font-size:8;" >Pow</span></span><center><a href="javascript: var newWin2 = window.open('/ETHtml/content/promotions/podcast/360_heathrow2.jhtml;jsessionidC0RSO0V4L4DYLQFIQMFCFGGAVCBQYIV0','newWin2','height=768,width=1024,scrollbars, resizable')" lang="en.uk"><img alt="" src="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/graphics/2008/03/03/heathrow/T5airside.PAYNE1.jpg" border="0" height="200" width="600" /></a></center><center><a href="javascript: var newWin2 = window.open('/ETHtml/content/promotions/podcast/360_heathrow2.jhtml;jsessionidC0RSO0V4L4DYLQFIQMFCFGGAVCBQYIV0','newWin2','height=768,width=1024,scrollbars, resizable')" lang="en.uk">Click to view interactive 360 degree panoramic image of Heathrow's Terminal 5 airside</a><br /><center><a href="javascript: var newWin2 = window.open('/ETHtml/content/promotions/podcast/360_heathrow1.jhtml;jsessionidC0RSO0V4L4DYLQFIQMFCFGGAVCBQYIV0','newWin2','height=768,width=1024,scrollbars, resizable')" lang="en.uk"><img alt="" src="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/graphics/2008/03/03/heathrow/T5.baggagehall.PAYNE1.jpg" border="0" height="200" width="600" /></a></center><center><a href="javascript: var newWin2 = window.open('/ETHtml/content/promotions/podcast/360_heathrow1.jhtml;jsessionidC0RSO0V4L4DYLQFIQMFCFGGAVCBQYIV0','newWin2','height=768,width=1024,scrollbars, resizable')" lang="en.uk">Click to view interactive 360 degree panoramic image of the baggage hall at Heathrow Terminal 5</a><br /><p class="story2">According to BA, 80 per cent of its T5 passengers will check in online and will deposit their bags at the 96 "fast bag drops" in the departures hall, so there will be hardly any check-in queues. For arriving passengers, the theory is your bags will be waiting for you at the state-of-the-art carousels by the time you have cleared immigration. </p><table align="center" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" width="600"><tbody><tr><td width="600"><center><a href="javascript: var newWin2 = window.open('/ETHtml/content/promotions/podcast/360_heathrow3.jhtml;jsessionidC0RSO0V4L4DYLQFIQMFCFGGAVCBQYIV0','newWin2','height=768,width=1024,scrollbars, resizable')" lang="en.uk"><img alt="" src="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/graphics/2008/03/03/heathrow/T5departuregates.PAYNE1.jpg" border="0" height="200" width="600" /></a></center></td></tr><tr><td class="caption"><center><a href="javascript: var newWin2 = window.open('/ETHtml/content/promotions/podcast/360_heathrow3.jhtml;jsessionidC0RSO0V4L4DYLQFIQMFCFGGAVCBQYIV0','newWin2','height=768,width=1024,scrollbars, resizable')" lang="en.uk">Click to view interactive 360 degree panoramic image of Heathrow Terminal 5's departure hall</a></center></td></tr></tbody></table><br /></center><br /></center><span><br /></span>Towliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07488732017400535730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7978984778957304668.post-25042887569206144572008-02-27T10:31:00.006+00:002008-12-10T05:58:02.413+00:00Equal rights for women photographs funny ! SFW (ish)We've all caught lots of hell from women saying that they want equal rights to that of Men,<br />Well does it get any more equal than these ? So any ladies reading I hope you are happy now ....<br /><br />Welcome to<br />The Man of the Year Contest<br /><br />Contestant number 1<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiMhynJIhM_vxvW_NN1j3TjbZ8o7J2gKEouMCzUHNxvadRYkSYCERr9u_YP_FlP3qizQYoRRfQUZqGzYEpuj1lRwA_YtVQZS9GeHO1RW3B8ZSNRNg4woKt3b3fNC8ThKN38spXshklvOKYq/s1600-h/mano01.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiMhynJIhM_vxvW_NN1j3TjbZ8o7J2gKEouMCzUHNxvadRYkSYCERr9u_YP_FlP3qizQYoRRfQUZqGzYEpuj1lRwA_YtVQZS9GeHO1RW3B8ZSNRNg4woKt3b3fNC8ThKN38spXshklvOKYq/s320/mano01.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5171638155204774498" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Must be the wife and mother-in-law<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7qZOcoKIhEeciS3lNQl8UY0fCeaxCpJ_I2jZHyLuq_K5TKp6_nE70lNgxXhpP7eyNTfheQhJrkEvBLwweL3fQQIb-YK8elqhUZKSL_Lo1oGX4liH760JeYaBRHO4pUmaR78SMaj121fO1/s1600-h/barrr.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 387px; height: 58px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7qZOcoKIhEeciS3lNQl8UY0fCeaxCpJ_I2jZHyLuq_K5TKp6_nE70lNgxXhpP7eyNTfheQhJrkEvBLwweL3fQQIb-YK8elqhUZKSL_Lo1oGX4liH760JeYaBRHO4pUmaR78SMaj121fO1/s320/barrr.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5171638700665621202" border="0" /></a><br />Contestant number 2<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEic5xmHexmQ_xwJf9MC2MgYPpGm4wUMlFZ4f8Thi2DABx8rNH_fe3rVfxBOR0m5rmS1nBf0AEOOXC45C5BuiLbiVnUUvwbVVJoFvNYNSoeQnSKvVKxQwBmaUSsFLIG7XAHk2j3wG1D54Jkj/s1600-h/mano02.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEic5xmHexmQ_xwJf9MC2MgYPpGm4wUMlFZ4f8Thi2DABx8rNH_fe3rVfxBOR0m5rmS1nBf0AEOOXC45C5BuiLbiVnUUvwbVVJoFvNYNSoeQnSKvVKxQwBmaUSsFLIG7XAHk2j3wG1D54Jkj/s320/mano02.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5171638159499741810" border="0" /></a><br />He scores big with the<br />public display of affection<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7qZOcoKIhEeciS3lNQl8UY0fCeaxCpJ_I2jZHyLuq_K5TKp6_nE70lNgxXhpP7eyNTfheQhJrkEvBLwweL3fQQIb-YK8elqhUZKSL_Lo1oGX4liH760JeYaBRHO4pUmaR78SMaj121fO1/s1600-h/barrr.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 345px; height: 58px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7qZOcoKIhEeciS3lNQl8UY0fCeaxCpJ_I2jZHyLuq_K5TKp6_nE70lNgxXhpP7eyNTfheQhJrkEvBLwweL3fQQIb-YK8elqhUZKSL_Lo1oGX4liH760JeYaBRHO4pUmaR78SMaj121fO1/s320/barrr.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5171638700665621202" border="0" /></a><br />Contestant number 3<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjtotO2RZdyXScW1oLS4iOFj48rmDSthag8CJh6CGvYN7bS-V3-ON1ocOL29_Uxr3mxkZKLPJKKUgXlR9Kwz0lNVWiu-RLOg_Uaam5VxRbm-2Kmtdx3P5pcteZ8tNWH2Sqi97-1vav60wlo/s1600-h/mano03.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjtotO2RZdyXScW1oLS4iOFj48rmDSthag8CJh6CGvYN7bS-V3-ON1ocOL29_Uxr3mxkZKLPJKKUgXlR9Kwz0lNVWiu-RLOg_Uaam5VxRbm-2Kmtdx3P5pcteZ8tNWH2Sqi97-1vav60wlo/s320/mano03.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5171638163794709122" border="0" /></a><br />Everyone knows you can't smoke while carrying a load of hay<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7qZOcoKIhEeciS3lNQl8UY0fCeaxCpJ_I2jZHyLuq_K5TKp6_nE70lNgxXhpP7eyNTfheQhJrkEvBLwweL3fQQIb-YK8elqhUZKSL_Lo1oGX4liH760JeYaBRHO4pUmaR78SMaj121fO1/s1600-h/barrr.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 366px; height: 58px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7qZOcoKIhEeciS3lNQl8UY0fCeaxCpJ_I2jZHyLuq_K5TKp6_nE70lNgxXhpP7eyNTfheQhJrkEvBLwweL3fQQIb-YK8elqhUZKSL_Lo1oGX4liH760JeYaBRHO4pUmaR78SMaj121fO1/s320/barrr.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5171638700665621202" border="0" /></a><br />Contestant number 4<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjLWLjenC5d757R2q6U272_q6rKo-FWUvSuVm9hWbZHiMuFtrTw_65pBRReXYcjs_T4msU7W9hz8SQV17JBXoymJibahc3a5it2GCAnx_cDx2sKtv1TAzQi_0nPKEG_eg_XqMfEv03naQNR/s1600-h/mano04.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjLWLjenC5d757R2q6U272_q6rKo-FWUvSuVm9hWbZHiMuFtrTw_65pBRReXYcjs_T4msU7W9hz8SQV17JBXoymJibahc3a5it2GCAnx_cDx2sKtv1TAzQi_0nPKEG_eg_XqMfEv03naQNR/s320/mano04.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5171638168089676434" border="0" /></a><br />I think PIMP says it all<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7qZOcoKIhEeciS3lNQl8UY0fCeaxCpJ_I2jZHyLuq_K5TKp6_nE70lNgxXhpP7eyNTfheQhJrkEvBLwweL3fQQIb-YK8elqhUZKSL_Lo1oGX4liH760JeYaBRHO4pUmaR78SMaj121fO1/s1600-h/barrr.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 336px; height: 58px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7qZOcoKIhEeciS3lNQl8UY0fCeaxCpJ_I2jZHyLuq_K5TKp6_nE70lNgxXhpP7eyNTfheQhJrkEvBLwweL3fQQIb-YK8elqhUZKSL_Lo1oGX4liH760JeYaBRHO4pUmaR78SMaj121fO1/s320/barrr.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5171638700665621202" border="0" /></a><br />Contestant number 5<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgSoz_TTqfp2VV5zElXAVsAv3sh_8lPJKu0gqlYUhsdTamvqsZofzGL915iHD258XMdQSONpNb5q5tX7gd4vDzoQlYID1B2nS96-jqvFx-AUxXqvr4jUwgshPL-QqeClpwWRsslbFc4Nb9L/s1600-h/mano05.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgSoz_TTqfp2VV5zElXAVsAv3sh_8lPJKu0gqlYUhsdTamvqsZofzGL915iHD258XMdQSONpNb5q5tX7gd4vDzoQlYID1B2nS96-jqvFx-AUxXqvr4jUwgshPL-QqeClpwWRsslbFc4Nb9L/s320/mano05.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5171638172384643746" border="0" /></a><br />You have to keep the bike warm and dry<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7qZOcoKIhEeciS3lNQl8UY0fCeaxCpJ_I2jZHyLuq_K5TKp6_nE70lNgxXhpP7eyNTfheQhJrkEvBLwweL3fQQIb-YK8elqhUZKSL_Lo1oGX4liH760JeYaBRHO4pUmaR78SMaj121fO1/s1600-h/barrr.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 373px; height: 58px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7qZOcoKIhEeciS3lNQl8UY0fCeaxCpJ_I2jZHyLuq_K5TKp6_nE70lNgxXhpP7eyNTfheQhJrkEvBLwweL3fQQIb-YK8elqhUZKSL_Lo1oGX4liH760JeYaBRHO4pUmaR78SMaj121fO1/s320/barrr.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5171638700665621202" border="0" /></a><br />Contestant number 6<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhTarecm0yq3l2b0FARIFDnIPk3bkg4oOC-7vN5I8xSEMzk6BGvBAsSqJsz59oMhLel5nygCFBPPTnIbVTZzw9cKMZlZUlm8s9hnkt15jQ8Jsh8-xJhaO6tUoidg61P9dhP00XshrLb1Fki/s1600-h/mano06.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhTarecm0yq3l2b0FARIFDnIPk3bkg4oOC-7vN5I8xSEMzk6BGvBAsSqJsz59oMhLel5nygCFBPPTnIbVTZzw9cKMZlZUlm8s9hnkt15jQ8Jsh8-xJhaO6tUoidg61P9dhP00XshrLb1Fki/s320/mano06.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5171638692075686578" border="0" /></a><br />I'm sure he's making motor noises<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7qZOcoKIhEeciS3lNQl8UY0fCeaxCpJ_I2jZHyLuq_K5TKp6_nE70lNgxXhpP7eyNTfheQhJrkEvBLwweL3fQQIb-YK8elqhUZKSL_Lo1oGX4liH760JeYaBRHO4pUmaR78SMaj121fO1/s1600-h/barrr.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 322px; height: 58px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7qZOcoKIhEeciS3lNQl8UY0fCeaxCpJ_I2jZHyLuq_K5TKp6_nE70lNgxXhpP7eyNTfheQhJrkEvBLwweL3fQQIb-YK8elqhUZKSL_Lo1oGX4liH760JeYaBRHO4pUmaR78SMaj121fO1/s320/barrr.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5171638700665621202" border="0" /></a><br />Contestant number 7<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhIMgmpEmoMCFl8bAJylEDIPxf_IB7QhznDoqPLDlaBVsUxKpk4aJ1W_xyUsvzmtl8rRlfpMF4HlIPVmc0m-k1mzSL9EdayLz1AEJqGsdvDUZkK_J-lfNwu7ZiCDemNyXIHjDOrefPkGPhz/s1600-h/mano07.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhIMgmpEmoMCFl8bAJylEDIPxf_IB7QhznDoqPLDlaBVsUxKpk4aJ1W_xyUsvzmtl8rRlfpMF4HlIPVmc0m-k1mzSL9EdayLz1AEJqGsdvDUZkK_J-lfNwu7ZiCDemNyXIHjDOrefPkGPhz/s320/mano07.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5171638696370653890" border="0" /></a><br />He drinks more than Contestant number 2<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7qZOcoKIhEeciS3lNQl8UY0fCeaxCpJ_I2jZHyLuq_K5TKp6_nE70lNgxXhpP7eyNTfheQhJrkEvBLwweL3fQQIb-YK8elqhUZKSL_Lo1oGX4liH760JeYaBRHO4pUmaR78SMaj121fO1/s1600-h/barrr.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 285px; height: 58px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7qZOcoKIhEeciS3lNQl8UY0fCeaxCpJ_I2jZHyLuq_K5TKp6_nE70lNgxXhpP7eyNTfheQhJrkEvBLwweL3fQQIb-YK8elqhUZKSL_Lo1oGX4liH760JeYaBRHO4pUmaR78SMaj121fO1/s320/barrr.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5171638700665621202" border="0" /></a>And finally a couple of jokes ;<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">Why you should never question a drunk</span><br /><br />A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:<br /><br />a half-gallon of 2% milk,<br />a carton of eggs,<br />a quart of orange juice,<br />a head of romaine lettuce,<br />a 2 lb. can of coffee and<br />a 1 lb. package of bacon.<br /><br />As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, “You must be single.”<br /><br />The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict’s intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said “Well, you know what, you’re absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?”<br /><br />The drunk replied, “Cause you’re ugly.”<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7qZOcoKIhEeciS3lNQl8UY0fCeaxCpJ_I2jZHyLuq_K5TKp6_nE70lNgxXhpP7eyNTfheQhJrkEvBLwweL3fQQIb-YK8elqhUZKSL_Lo1oGX4liH760JeYaBRHO4pUmaR78SMaj121fO1/s1600-h/barrr.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 364px; height: 58px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7qZOcoKIhEeciS3lNQl8UY0fCeaxCpJ_I2jZHyLuq_K5TKp6_nE70lNgxXhpP7eyNTfheQhJrkEvBLwweL3fQQIb-YK8elqhUZKSL_Lo1oGX4liH760JeYaBRHO4pUmaR78SMaj121fO1/s320/barrr.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5171638700665621202" border="0" /></a><br /><br />A teacher asks her class, "If there are five birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny.<br />"None, they all fly away with the first gunshot."<br /><br />The teacher replies, "The correct answer is four, but I like your thinking." Then little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"<br /><br />The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."<br /><br />"The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on... but I like your thinking."<br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7qZOcoKIhEeciS3lNQl8UY0fCeaxCpJ_I2jZHyLuq_K5TKp6_nE70lNgxXhpP7eyNTfheQhJrkEvBLwweL3fQQIb-YK8elqhUZKSL_Lo1oGX4liH760JeYaBRHO4pUmaR78SMaj121fO1/s1600-h/barrr.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 280px; height: 58px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7qZOcoKIhEeciS3lNQl8UY0fCeaxCpJ_I2jZHyLuq_K5TKp6_nE70lNgxXhpP7eyNTfheQhJrkEvBLwweL3fQQIb-YK8elqhUZKSL_Lo1oGX4liH760JeYaBRHO4pUmaR78SMaj121fO1/s320/barrr.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5171638700665621202" border="0" /></a>Towliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07488732017400535730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7978984778957304668.post-8996413417977708462008-02-20T12:49:00.005+00:002008-12-10T05:58:04.162+00:00Airline banter<span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" >Airline banter</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">A selection of the funniest conversations from ATC to aircraft,</span><br /><br />Enjoy<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmSjOmUHh06m_JcvHCN6lSap6iE35CZHpS2Rt9u0VLtPKiynwFUz7yO_Yr8Wfl1EfGqMS_-u0cShyphenhyphenWkGUXScTpFGJFiYVv9jda_9SGpWMo087zZKJtHq7DuAFZfzZSUOOunPRarCVEsNW1/s1600-h/towlie.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 109px; height: 102px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmSjOmUHh06m_JcvHCN6lSap6iE35CZHpS2Rt9u0VLtPKiynwFUz7yO_Yr8Wfl1EfGqMS_-u0cShyphenhyphenWkGUXScTpFGJFiYVv9jda_9SGpWMo087zZKJtHq7DuAFZfzZSUOOunPRarCVEsNW1/s200/towlie.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5169047993572542706" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">These are purported conversations between pilots and control towers.</span><br /><br />Tower: "Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o'clock , 6 miles!"<br /><br />Delta 351: "Give us another hint! We have digital watches!"<br /><br />"TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees."<br /><br />"Centre, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?"<br /><br />"Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 727?"<br /><br /><br /><br />O'Hare Approach Control to a 747: "United 329 heavy, your traffic is a Fokker, one o'clock, three miles, eastbound."<br /><br />United 239: "Approach, I've always wanted to say this... I've got the little Fokker in sight."<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgEvWestfc1PVqNb7NRAovbsMlwRVD8rXqmRVIV9HteyZEXNpNGUJXmkmaR9xIczfA3eyr32j0ruXN9iw16v6uz58owi5dXbDPem9v5YKBv_l0dWGrx77OzMDUXiN8Oz5Bnvvt9M1aEOCmN/s1600-h/cartoon_airplane_12.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgEvWestfc1PVqNb7NRAovbsMlwRVD8rXqmRVIV9HteyZEXNpNGUJXmkmaR9xIczfA3eyr32j0ruXN9iw16v6uz58owi5dXbDPem9v5YKBv_l0dWGrx77OzMDUXiN8Oz5Bnvvt9M1aEOCmN/s320/cartoon_airplane_12.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5169046181096343682" border="0" /></a><br /><br />A student became lost during a solo cross-country flight. While attempting to locate the aircraft on radar, ATC asked, "What was your last known position?"<br /><br />Student: "When I was number one for takeoff."<br /><br /><br /><br />A DC-10 had come in a little hot and thus had an exceedingly long roll out after touching down. San Jose Tower Noted: "American 751, make a hard right turn at the end of the runway, if you are able. If you are not able, take the Guadalupe exit off Highway 101, make a right at the lights and return to the airport."<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj9PrwFgFOXYMAKA_uNo15lZzmsPFoo8Y5GGLVs4mHi50qxaYnsc4PoQgu9d4LAh-4yETWmrLmNMsEkW58ksHN5udwyAMqOILS2rl8QXXVT2Nppgn1k-x8OR70fY1vSUI8agR7a7QH9wHCQ/s1600-h/cartoon_airplane_11.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj9PrwFgFOXYMAKA_uNo15lZzmsPFoo8Y5GGLVs4mHi50qxaYnsc4PoQgu9d4LAh-4yETWmrLmNMsEkW58ksHN5udwyAMqOILS2rl8QXXVT2Nppgn1k-x8OR70fY1vSUI8agR7a7QH9wHCQ/s320/cartoon_airplane_11.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5169046185391310994" border="0" /></a><br /><br />There's a story about the military pilot calling for a priority landing because his single-engine jet fighter was running "a bit peaked." Air Traffic Control told the fighter jock that he was number two, behind a B-52 that had one engine shut down. "Ah," the fighter pilot remarked. "The dreaded seven-engine approach."<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiIfUMguxUK2Omyh42EuY7vbqrGirxub7HxSN-IvciITYBIbXTri6JNv0tfsG0rn_AxwYcEp4XM7KYZtGbyVNX__kRYvJJMvstK707KA0zqLfNbzwpgdsn8-s_3vxCNHetSDVoEETKAbbFB/s1600-h/b52.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiIfUMguxUK2Omyh42EuY7vbqrGirxub7HxSN-IvciITYBIbXTri6JNv0tfsG0rn_AxwYcEp4XM7KYZtGbyVNX__kRYvJJMvstK707KA0zqLfNbzwpgdsn8-s_3vxCNHetSDVoEETKAbbFB/s320/b52.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5169046176801376370" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Taxiing down the tarmac, a DC-10 abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait, it finally took off. A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, "What, exactly, was the problem?"<br /><br />"The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine," explained the flight attendant. "It took us a while to find a new pilot."<br /><br /><br /><br />A Pan Am 727 flight waiting for start clearance in Munich overheard the following:<br /><br />Lufthansa (in German): "Ground, what is our start clearance time?"<br /><br />Ground (in English): "If you want an answer you must speak in English."<br /><br />Lufthansa (in English): "I am a German, flying a German airplane, in Germany. Why must I speak English?"<br /><br />Unknown voice from another plane (in a beautiful British accent): "Because you lost the bloody war."<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjsGJ_it9Xf5NCGU9Xu8x4WnHVWNYjYpYKUJOqJbOv3SQNzVcxhZkk9or6NNjmGg-2T4M5pqVDPSM43Q3r1im4B44HycOI4geSxdYkfPJ3Bbiw_6kD9tWTo5g-Eomhl7BdbDlUuP3td4Q8H/s1600-h/p51s.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjsGJ_it9Xf5NCGU9Xu8x4WnHVWNYjYpYKUJOqJbOv3SQNzVcxhZkk9or6NNjmGg-2T4M5pqVDPSM43Q3r1im4B44HycOI4geSxdYkfPJ3Bbiw_6kD9tWTo5g-Eomhl7BdbDlUuP3td4Q8H/s320/p51s.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5169047104514312418" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br />Tower: "Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on frequency 124.7"<br /><br />Eastern 702: "Tower, Eastern 702 switching to Departure. By the way, after we lifted off we saw some kind of dead animal on the far end of the runway."<br /><br />Tower: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff behind Eastern 702, contact Departure on frequency 124.7. Did you copy that report from Eastern 702?"<br /><br />Continental 635: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff, roger. And yes, we copied Eastern... we've already notified our caterers."<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiUNI4Gq8ITyEHuK2n0wzAzcHSc_JMDtqBNK3PWPPi-UqPqyQczFO8NFyayI6D07CZOs5tZt8CHp9hq0Zud3HrmA5oaudG_SfMRSXpU9VpbDMbA2AO7u1mzyCR3_1wNJ81F82weIYpd5kbd/s1600-h/cartoon_airplane_09.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiUNI4Gq8ITyEHuK2n0wzAzcHSc_JMDtqBNK3PWPPi-UqPqyQczFO8NFyayI6D07CZOs5tZt8CHp9hq0Zud3HrmA5oaudG_SfMRSXpU9VpbDMbA2AO7u1mzyCR3_1wNJ81F82weIYpd5kbd/s320/cartoon_airplane_09.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5169047104514312402" border="0" /></a><br /><br />One day the pilot of a Cherokee 180 was told by the tower to hold short of the active runway while a DC-8 landed. The DC-8 landed, rolled out, turned around, and taxied back past the Cherokee.<br /><br />Some quick-witted comedian in the DC-8 crew got on the radio and said, "What a cute little plane. Did you make it all by yourself?"<br /><br />The Cherokee pilot, not about to let the insult go by, came back with a real zinger: "I made it out of DC-8 parts. Another landing like yours and I'll have enough parts for another one."<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjiaBAt-ZYq0f7aAHlVC9IkLwzb6yYan9VuA_yEpmjCrGLkAvQxwUSh0gOAMJThQpa8QzFxVb_SKbWz5adaxgId8ATfQz5_-0FTL5SoXgmZUf-pp_9_b50LDZpP3o-8IAEkKJFAcH83shpd/s1600-h/cartoon_airplane_04.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjiaBAt-ZYq0f7aAHlVC9IkLwzb6yYan9VuA_yEpmjCrGLkAvQxwUSh0gOAMJThQpa8QzFxVb_SKbWz5adaxgId8ATfQz5_-0FTL5SoXgmZUf-pp_9_b50LDZpP3o-8IAEkKJFAcH83shpd/s320/cartoon_airplane_04.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5169046189686278306" border="0" /></a><br /><br />The German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot. They not only expect one to know one's gate parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747, call sign Speedbird 206.<br /><br />Speedbird 206: "Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 clear of active runway."<br /><br />Ground: "Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One-Seven." The BA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop.<br /><br />Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?"<br /><br />Speedbird 206: "Stand by, Ground, I'm looking up our gate location now."<br /><br />Ground (with quite arrogant impatience): "Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?"<br /><br />Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, twice in 1944, but it was dark... And I didn't land."<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgbb4zcPdpTPd7-QapMtIYkHM4jU0zmBX2Ptl15sksUYWuQ5eJOC4QuJ7LvXHjmafqZzaopkxtktw4tbGCp136mbncqZmbqfW4EnYe_QuU-S-z2iZUA8qpBCYqwcTWEId1VReYE3S0Pm_fK/s1600-h/cartoon_airplane_01.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgbb4zcPdpTPd7-QapMtIYkHM4jU0zmBX2Ptl15sksUYWuQ5eJOC4QuJ7LvXHjmafqZzaopkxtktw4tbGCp136mbncqZmbqfW4EnYe_QuU-S-z2iZUA8qpBCYqwcTWEId1VReYE3S0Pm_fK/s320/cartoon_airplane_01.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5169046189686278322" border="0" /></a><br /><br />While taxiing at London's Gatwick Airport, the crew of a US Air flight departing for Ft. Lauderdale made a wrong turn and came nose to nose with a United 727. An irate female ground controller lashed out at the US Air crew, screaming: "US Air 2771, where the hell are you going?! I told you to turn right onto Charlie taxiway! You turned right on Delta! Stop right there. I know it's difficult for you to tell the difference between C and D, but get it right!"<br /><br />Continuing her rage to the embarrassed crew, she was now shouting hysterically: "God! Now you've screwed everything up! It'll take forever to sort this out! You stay right there and don't move till I tell you to! You can expect progressive taxi instructions in about half an hour and I want you to go exactly where I tell you, when I tell you, and how I tell you! You got that, US Air 2771?"<br /><br />"Yes, ma'am," the humbled crew responded.<br /><br />Naturally, the ground control communications frequency fell terribly silent after the verbal bashing of US Air 2771. Nobody wanted to chance engaging the irate ground controller in her current state of mind. Tension in every cockpit out around Gatwick was definitely running high.<br /><br />Just then an unknown pilot broke the silence asking, "Wasn't I married to you once?"<br /><br /><p align="left">It was 1977 on an old DC8 Air Ceylon coming in to Colombo, Ceylon from Bangkok. The landing approach was pretty bumpy, but the biggest bump was saved for when we hit the tarmac - a massive shudder and shake - at least I hoped it was the runway.. We were soon however airborne again and climbing steeply when a voice with a heavy Indian accent came over the PA as follows:<br /> I am sorry about the landing ladies and gentlemen, the pilot will now take over.</p> <p align="right"><i><br /></i></p><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgv0UVbDoajFwVGMasoWTthsS4Wzd9y0F1dTlX8ije8psdv6cyPRG20bezingD44tkptmOCOwuzUk-dlKqexVSNkZx9Erldr8vCOYwY2Crsh4a3zP7xZXtwi0AWGKe2EtjwZ1XZ4Q4yQ0MI/s1600-h/cartoon_airplane_05.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgv0UVbDoajFwVGMasoWTthsS4Wzd9y0F1dTlX8ije8psdv6cyPRG20bezingD44tkptmOCOwuzUk-dlKqexVSNkZx9Erldr8vCOYwY2Crsh4a3zP7xZXtwi0AWGKe2EtjwZ1XZ4Q4yQ0MI/s320/cartoon_airplane_05.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5169047100219345090" border="0" /></a><br /><i>A military aircraft had gear problems on landing, and as the plane was skidding down the tarmac the tower controller asked if they needed assistance. 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A proper passionate kiss is the ultimate form of<br />foreplay.<br /></p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left">2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR.<br /> Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there's a<br />difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to<br />extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts.<br /></p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left">3) NOT SHAVING.<br /> You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which you<br />rake repeatedly across your partner's face and thighs. When she turns her head<br />from side to side, it's not passion, it's avoidance.<br /></p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left">4) SQUEEZING HER BREAST.<br /> Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they<br />get their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and smooth them.<br /></p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left">5) BITING HER NIPPLES.<br /> Why do men fasten onto a woman's nipples, then clamp down like they're<br />trying to deflate her body via her breasts? Nipples are highly sensitive.<br />They can't stand up to chewing. Lick and suck them gently. Flicking your<br />tongue across them is good. Pretending they're a doggie toy isn't.<br /></p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left">6) TWIDDLING HER NIPPLES.<br /> Stop doing that thing where you twiddle the nipples between finger and<br />thumb like you're trying to find a radio station in a hilly area. Focus on<br />the whole breasts, not just the exclamation points.<br /></p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left">7) IGNORING THE OTHER PARTS OF HER BODY.<br /> A woman is not a highway with just three turnoffs: Breastville East and<br />West, and the Midtown Tunnel. There are vast areas of her body which you've<br />ignored far too often as you go bombing straight into downtown Vagina. So<br />start paying them some attention.<br /></p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left">8) GETTING THE HAND TRAPPED.<br /> Poor manual dexterity in the underskirt region can result in tangled<br />fingers and underpants. If you're going to be that aggressive, just ask<br />her to take the damn things off.<br /></p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left">9) LEAVING HER A LITTLE PRESENT.<br />Condom disposal is the man's responsibility. You wore it, you store it.<br /></p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left">10) ATTACKING THE CLITORIS.<br /> Direct pressure is very unpleasant, so gently rotate your fingers along side of the clitoris.<br /></p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left">11) STOPPING FOR A BREAK.<br /> Women, unlike men, don't pick up where they left off. If you stop, they<br />plummet back to square one very fast. If you can tell she's not there, keep<br />going at all costs, numb jaw or not.</p><p align="left"> </p><img style="width: 367px; height: 241px;" src="http://www.dockera.com/pics/erotic/wet3.jpg" alt="sex tips" /><p align="left">12) UNDRESSING HER AWKWARDLY.<br /> Women hate looking stupid, but stupid she will look when naked at the<br />waist with a sweater stuck over her head. Unwrap her like an elegant<br />present,not a kid's toy.<br /></p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left">13) GIVING HER A WEDGIE DURING FOREPLAY.<br /> Stroking her gently through her panties can be very sexy. Pulling the<br />material up between her thighs and yanking it back and forth is not.<br /></p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left">14) BEING OBSESSED WITH THE VAGINA.<br /> Although most men can find the clitoris without maps, they still<br />believe that the vagina is where it's all at. No sooner is your hand down there<br />than you're trying to stuff stolen banknotes up a chimney. This is okay in<br />principle, but if you're not careful, it can hurt - so don't get carried<br />away. It's best to pay more attention to her clitoris and the exterior of<br />her vagina at first, then gently slip a finger inside her<br />and see if she likes it.<br /></p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left">15) MASSAGING TOO ROUGHLY.<br /> You're attempting to give her a sensual, relaxing massage to get her in<br />the mood. Hands and fingertips are okay; elbows and knees are not.<br /></p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left">16) UNDRESSING PREMATURELY.<br /> Don't force the issue by stripping before she's at least made some move<br />toward getting your stuff off, even if it's just undoing a couple of<br />buttons.<br /></p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left">17) TAKING YOUR PANTS OFF FIRST.<br /> A man in socks and underpants is at his worst. Lose the socks first.<br /></p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left">18) GOING TOO FAST.<br />When you get to the penis-in-vagina situation, the worst thing you can<br />do is pump away like an industrial power tool - she'll soon feel like an<br />assembly line worker made obsolete by your technology. Build up slowly,<br />with clean, straight, regular thrusts.<br /></p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left">19) GOING TOO HARD.<br /> If you bash your great triangular hip bones into her thigh or stomach,<br />the pain is equal to two weeks of horseback riding concentrated into a few<br />seconds.<br /></p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left">20) COMING TOO SOON.<br /> Every man's fear. With reason. If you shoot before you see the whites<br />of her eyes, make sure you have a backup plan to ensure her pleasure too.<br /></p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left">21) NOT COMING SOON ENOUGH.<br /> It may appear to you that humping for an hour without climaxing is the<br />mark of a sex god, but to her it's more likely the mark of a numb vagina.<br />At least buy some intriguing wall hangings, so she has something to hold her<br />interest while you're playing Marathon Man.<br /></p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left">22) ASKING IF SHE HAS COME.<br /> You really ought to be able to tell. Most women make noise. But if you<br />really don't know, don't ask<br /></p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left">23) PERFORMING ORAL SEX TOO GENTLY.<br /> Don't act like a giant cat at a saucer of milk. Get your whole mouth<br />down there, and concentrate on gently rotating or flicking your tongue on her<br />clitoris.<br /></p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left">24) NUDGING HER HEAD DOWN.<br />Men persist in doing this until she's eyeball-to-penis, hoping that it<br />will lead very swiftly to mouth-to-penis. All women hate this. It's about<br />three steps from being dragged to a cave by their hair. If you want her to<br />use her mouth, use yours; try talking seductively to her.<br /></p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left">25) NOT WARNING HER BEFORE YOU CLIMAX.<br /> Sperm tastes like sea water mixed with egg white. Not everybody likes<br />it.When she's performing oral sex, warn her before you come so she can do<br />what's necessary.<br /></p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left">26) MOVING AROUND DURING FELLATIO.<br /> Don't thrust. She'll do all the moving during fellatio. You just lie<br />there. And don't grab her head.<br /></p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left">27) TAKING ETIQUETTE ADVICE FROM PORN MOVIES.<br /> In X-rated movies, women seem to love it when men ejaculate over<br />them.<br />In real life, it just means more laundry to do.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.amateursrated.com/amateurs/real_amateurs/real_amateurs_04/bigimages/01.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://www.amateursrated.com/amateurs/real_amateurs/real_amateurs_04/bigimages/01.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a></p><p align="left"><br /></p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left">28) MAKING HER RIDE ON TOP FOR AGES.<br /> Asking her to be on top is fine. Lying there grunting while she does<br />all the hard work is not. Caress her gently, so that she doesn't feel quite so<br />much like the captain of a schooner. And let her have a rest.<br /></p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left">29) ATTEMPTING ANAL SEX AND PRETENDING IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.<br /> This is how men earn a reputation for not being able to follow<br />directions.<br />If you want to put it there, ask her first. And don't think that being<br />drunk is an excuse.<br /></p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left">30) TAKING PICTURES.<br /> When a man says, "Can I take a photo of you?" she'll hear the<br />words"__to show my buddies." At least let her have custody of them.<br /></p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left">31) NOT BEING IMAGINATIVE ENOUGH.<br /> Imagination is anything from drawing patterns on her back to pouring<br />honey on her and licking it off. Fruit, vegetables, ice and feathers are all<br />handy props; hot candle wax and permanent dye are a no no.<br /></p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left">32) SLAPPING YOUR STOMACH AGAINST HERS.<br /> There is no less erotic noise. It's as sexy as a belching contest.<br /></p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left">33) ARRANGING HER IN STUPID POSES.<br /> If she wants to do advanced yoga in bed, fine, but unless she's a<br />Romanian gymnast, don't get too ambitious. Ask yourself if you want a sexual partner<br />with snapped hamstrings.<br /></p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left">34) LOOKING FOR HER PROSTATE.<br /> Read this carefully: Anal stimulation feels good for men because they<br />have a prostate. Women don't.<br /></p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left">35) GIVING LOVE BITES.<br /> It is highly erotic to exert some gentle suction on the sides of the<br />neck,if you do it carefully. No woman wants to have to wear turtlenecks and<br />jaunty scarves for weeks on end.<br /></p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left">36) BARKING INSTRUCTIONS.<br /> Don't shout encouragement like a coach with a megaphone. It's not a big<br />turn-on.<br /></p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left">37) TALKING DIRTY.<br /> It makes you sound like a lonely magazine editor calling a 1-900line.<br />If she likes nasty talk, she'll let you know<br /></p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left">38) NOT CARING WHETHER SHE COMES.<br /> You have to finish the job. Keep on trying until you get it right, and<br />she might even do the same for you.<br /></p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left">39) SQUASHING HER.<br /> Men generally weigh more than women, so if you lie on her a bit too<br />heavily, she will turn blue.<br /></p><p align="left"> </p>40) THANKING HER.<br /> Never thank a woman for having sex with you. 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rgb(153, 0, 0);font-size:78%;" > <b>Status:</b> Single<img src="http://www.britishsexcontacts.com/images/Spacer.gif" border="0" height="1" width="4" /> • <img src="http://www.britishsexcontacts.com/images/Spacer.gif" border="0" height="1" width="3" /> <b>Orientation:</b> Straight <img src="http://www.britishsexcontacts.com/images/Spacer.gif" border="0" height="1" width="3" /> • <img src="http://www.britishsexcontacts.com/images/Spacer.gif" border="0" height="1" width="3" /> <b>Looking for:</b> Discreet Relationship</span><br />Hi i am haley i m a student so cant be bothered with a relationship i am pretty busty and into oral sex i get very turned on by strangers i want shagging every night and like to be submissive so you can use me and abuse me (within reason)<br /><br /> <a href="http://www.britishsexcontacts.com/index.php?SiteID=1427"><img src="http://www.programs.co.uk/admin/GirlsPics/5278.JPG" border="2" height="120" width="120" /></a></span></p><br /><p align="left"><br /></p><p align="left">Sexy flirty girl a bit shy at first but hey i kinda like a challenge !<br /></p><p align="left"><a href="http://www.britishsexcontacts.com/index.php?SiteID=1427" target="_blank"><b><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Flirty Girl, 29 in ASHINGTON </span></b></a><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> <span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);font-size:78%;" > <b>Status:</b> Single<img src="http://www.britishsexcontacts.com/images/Spacer.gif" border="0" height="1" width="4" /> • <img src="http://www.britishsexcontacts.com/images/Spacer.gif" border="0" height="1" width="3" /> <b>Orientation:</b> Straight <img src="http://www.britishsexcontacts.com/images/Spacer.gif" border="0" height="1" width="3" /> • <img src="http://www.britishsexcontacts.com/images/Spacer.gif" border="0" height="1" width="3" /> <b>Looking for:</b> No-strings Naughty Fun!</span><br /> luv to flirt and have fun with guys of all ages. cum and flirt with me and see if you can turn me on enough!<br /><br /> <a href="http://www.britishsexcontacts.com/index.php?SiteID=1427"><img src="http://www.programs.co.uk/admin/GirlsPics/5220.JPG" border="2" height="120" width="120" /></a></span></p><br /><p align="left"><br /></p><p align="left">Well thats it for me for a bit remember to check out these girls and say towlie says hi ;) although i am not sure if this is a good idea or not lol.</p><p align="left">Join Englands largest and most active swingers and dating and contacts site <a href="http://www.britishsexcontacts.com/Join.php?SiteID=1433">Join NOW</a></p><p align="left">Or browse your local members near you<br /></p><p align="left"><a href="http://www.britishsexcontacts.com/Search.php?SiteID=1433">Search here</a></p><p align="left"><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> </span></p><iframe src="http://www.britishsexcontacts.com/Promos/Frame_Search.php?SiteID=1433" scolling="no" frameborder="0" height="175" width="485"></iframe>Towliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07488732017400535730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7978984778957304668.post-2638714543359503862008-02-05T16:24:00.000+00:002008-02-05T16:56:27.327+00:00No titties today just some funny quotes from around the internet<h2 align="center">FOR THOSE OF US WHO HAVE BEEN FEELING LESS THAN STELLAR IN THE BRAIN DEPARTMENT, TAKE HEART FROM THE FOLLOWING INSPIRING WORDS OF WISDOM<br /></h2><br /><h2 align="center">or</h2><br /><h2 align="center">TRY THINKING BEFORE SPEAKING YOU TOWEL !</h2><br /><p align="left">Well no titties today just some funny quotes from around the internet, it was gonna be some inspiring and cheerful quotes but then i found these and thought they were better ! </p><br /><p align="left"><br /><br />Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?<br /><br />Answer: "I would not live forever, because we would<br /><br />not live forever, because if we were supposed to live<br /><br />forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot<br /><br />live forever, which is why I would not live forever."<br /><br /><em>- Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest</em><br /><br /><br /><br />"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids<br /><br />all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd<br /><br />love to be skinny like that, but not with all those<br /><br />flies and death and stuff."<br /><br />- Mariah Carey<br /><br /><br /><br />"Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces<br /><br />some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana.<br /><br />The researchers also discovered other similarities<br /><br />between the two, but can't remember what they are."<br /><br />- Matt Lauer on NBC's Today show, August 22<br /><br /><br /><br />"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to<br /><br />comply with the law."<br /><br />- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes.<br /><br /><br /><br />"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very<br /><br />important part of your life."</p><br /><p align="left">- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign<br /><br /><br /><br />"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part<br /><br />of my body."<br /><br />- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward<br /><br /><br /><br />"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the<br /><br />lowest crime rates in the country."<br /><br />- Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC<br /><br /><br /><br />"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees."<br /><br />- Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks<br /><br /><br /><br />"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through<br /><br />our papers. We are the president."<br /><br />- Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents<br /><br /><br /><br />"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."<br /><br />- Former French President Charles De Gaulle<br /><br /><br /><br />"That low down scoundrel deserves to be kicked to<br /><br />death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it."<br /><br />- A congressional candidate in Texas<br /><br /><br /><br />"I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great<br /><br />country away from them. There were great numbers of<br /><br />people who needed new land, and the Indians were<br /><br />selfishly trying to keep it for themselves."<br /><br />- John Wayne<br /><br /><br /><br />"Half this game is ninety percent mental."<br /><br />- Philadelphia Phillies manager Danny Ozark<br /><br /><br /><br />"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment.<br /><br />It's the impurities in our air and water that are<br /><br />doing it."<br /><br />- Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle<br /><br /><br /><br />"Without censorship, things can get terribly confused<br /><br />in the public mind."<br /><br />- General William Westmoreland<br /><br /><br /><br />"If you let that sort of thing go on, your bread and<br /><br />butter will be cut right out from under your feet."<br /><br />- Former British foreign minister Ernest Bevin<br /><br /><br /><br />"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix."<br /><br />- Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle<br /><br /><br /><br />"The private enterprise system indicates that some<br /><br />people have higher incomes than others."<br /><br />-Gerry Brown<br /><br /><br /><br />"It's no exaggeration to say that the undecided could<br /><br />go one way or another."<br /><br />-George Bush, US President<br /><br /><br /><br />"I have opinions of my own-strong opinions-but I<br /><br />don't always agree with them."<br /><br />-George Bush, US President<br /><br /><br /><br />"Not only is he ambidextrous, but he can throw with<br /><br />either hand."<br /><br />-Duffy Daugherty, football coach and sports analyst<br /><br /><br /><br />"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean<br /><br />air do we need?"<br /><br />-Lee Iacocca<br /><br /><br /><br />"Please provide the date of your death."<br /><br />-from an IRS letter<br /><br /><br /><br />"I was provided with additional input that was<br /><br />radically different from the truth. I assisted in<br /><br />furthering that version."<br /><br />-Colonel Oliver North, from his Iran-Contra testimony<br /><br /><br /><br />"We are sorry to announce that Mr. Albert Brown has<br /><br />been quite unwell, owing to his recent death, and is<br /><br />taking a short holiday to recover."<br /><br />-Parish Magazine<br /><br /><br /><br />"Men, I want you just thinking of one word all<br /><br />season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl."<br /><br />-Bill Peterson, football coach<br /><br /><br /><br />"Hawaii is a unique state. It is a small state. It is a<br /><br />state that is by itself. It is different from the<br /><br />other 49 states. Well, all states are different, but<br /><br />it's got a particularly unique situation."<br /><br />-Dan Quayle, US VP<br /><br /><br /><br />"Be sure and put some of those neutrons on it."<br /><br />-Mike Smith, Baseball pitcher, ordering a salad at a restaurant<br /><br /><br /><br />"We are not without accomplishment. We have managed to<br /><br />distribute poverty equally."<br /><br />-Nguyen Co Thatch, Vietnamese foreign minister<br /><br /><br /><br />"The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football.<br /><br />A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."<br /><br />-Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback and sports analyst<br /><br /><br /><br />"I've read about foreign policy and studied-I<br /><br />know the number of continents."<br /><br />-George Wallace, 1968 presidential campaign<br /><br /><br /><br />"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude<br /><br />certain types of people."<br /><br />-Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor<br /><br /><br /><br />"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."<br /><br />-Dan Quayle<br /><br /><br /><br />"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur."<br /><br />-Dan Quayle<br /><br /><br /><br />"The road of good intentions is paved with Hell."<br /><br />-Spencer Ante<br /><br /><br /><br />"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."<br /><br />-Keppel Enderbery<br /><br /><br /><br />"The loss of life will be irreplaceable."<br /><br />-Dan Quayle<br /><br /><br /><br />"The people in the Navy look on motherhood as being<br /><br />compatible with being a woman."<br /><br />-Rear Admiral James R. Hogg<br /><br /><br /><br />"We apologize for the error in last week's paper in<br /><br />which we stated that Mr. Arnold Dogbody was a<br /><br />defective in the police force. We meant, of<br /><br />course, that Mr. Dogbody is a detective in the police<br /><br />farce."<br /><br />-Correction Notice in the Ely Standard, a British newspaper<br /><br /><br /><br />"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack<br /><br />in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor<br /><br />their heart throughout the night. And the next<br /><br />morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record."<br /><br />-Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman<br /><br /><br /><br />"Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly."<br /><br />-Batman Costume warning label</p><br /><p align="left"><br /></p><p align="left">Ok maybe I just can't resist so heres a few anyway lol</p><p align="left"> <a href="http://tgp.britishsexcontacts.com/amateurcuties/11.jpg"><img src="http://tgp.britishsexcontacts.com/amateurcuties/11.jpg" border="0" height="180" width="180" /> </a><a href="http://tgp.britishsexcontacts.com/amateurcuties/01.jpg"><img src="http://tgp.britishsexcontacts.com/amateurcuties/01_s.jpg" border="0" height="180" width="180" /></a><a href="http://www.britishsexcontacts.co.uk/images/latestgirls/latestgirls045.jpg"><img id="45" src="http://www.britishsexcontacts.co.uk/images/latestgirls/latestgirls045%5Fth.jpg" alt="Thumb for latestgirls045.jpg (273 KB)" height="225" width="150" /></a></p><br /><p align="left">Latest hot single or just plain horny english girls !</p><p align="left">So heres my pick of the bunch i found whilst browsing all these girls are friendly and for real i can confirm after chatting to them.<br /></p><p align="left"><a href="http://www.britishsexcontacts.com/index.php?SiteID=1427" target="_blank"><b><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Lady_Muck, 32 in WORTHING </span></b></a><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> <span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);font-size:78%;" > <b>Status:</b> Single<img src="http://www.britishsexcontacts.com/images/Spacer.gif" border="0" height="1" width="4" /> • <img src="http://www.britishsexcontacts.com/images/Spacer.gif" border="0" height="1" width="3" /> <b>Orientation:</b> Straight <img src="http://www.britishsexcontacts.com/images/Spacer.gif" border="0" height="1" width="3" /> • <img src="http://www.britishsexcontacts.com/images/Spacer.gif" border="0" height="1" width="3" /> <b>Looking for:</b> Fetish</span><br />As you can see my tits are my best assett. Why not come and let me smother you with my fleshy bust and large nipples ready for sucking.<br /><br /> <a href="http://www.britishsexcontacts.com/index.php?SiteID=1427"><img src="http://www.programs.co.uk/admin/GirlsPics/5103.jpg" border="2" height="120" width="120" /></a></span></p><p align="left">Someone a bit younger perhaps ?</p><p align="left">A fun and flirty brommie girl.<br /></p><p align="left"><a href="http://www.britishsexcontacts.com/index.php?SiteID=1427" target="_blank"><b><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Flirty_girlie, 21 in BIRMINGHAM </span></b></a><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> <span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);font-size:78%;" > <b>Status:</b> Single<img src="http://www.britishsexcontacts.com/images/Spacer.gif" border="0" height="1" width="4" /> • <img src="http://www.britishsexcontacts.com/images/Spacer.gif" border="0" height="1" width="3" /> <b>Orientation:</b> Bi-curious <img src="http://www.britishsexcontacts.com/images/Spacer.gif" border="0" height="1" width="3" /> • <img src="http://www.britishsexcontacts.com/images/Spacer.gif" border="0" height="1" width="3" /> <b>Looking for:</b> No-strings Naughty Fun!</span><br />I'm an attractive,flirty, intelligent blonde that likes having fun and exploring. I am adventurous and am open to single, group, or couple fun. Am looking for people of like minds of any nationality.<br /><br /> <a href="http://www.britishsexcontacts.com/index.php?SiteID=1427"><img src="http://www.programs.co.uk/admin/GirlsPics/5359.JPG" border="2" height="120" width="120" /></a></span></p><p align="left">Sammie really is a sweet heart but dont let that decieve you she can be a real dirty slut ( sorry sammie i dont mean it !)</p><p align="left"><a href="http://www.britishsexcontacts.com/index.php?SiteID=1427" target="_blank"><b><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">suductivesammie, 38 in EGHAM </span></b></a><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> <span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);font-size:78%;" > <b>Status:</b> Married<img src="http://www.britishsexcontacts.com/images/Spacer.gif" border="0" height="1" width="4" /> • <img src="http://www.britishsexcontacts.com/images/Spacer.gif" border="0" height="1" width="3" /> <b>Orientation:</b> Bi-curious <img src="http://www.britishsexcontacts.com/images/Spacer.gif" border="0" height="1" width="3" /> • <img src="http://www.britishsexcontacts.com/images/Spacer.gif" border="0" height="1" width="3" /> <b>Looking for:</b> No-strings Naughty Fun!</span><br />hi, im a 38 year old highly sexed lady thats looking for a toyboy aged 20-25ish to satisfy my needs. send me a pic (the naughtier the better!) and we'll take it from there.awaiting your reply x<br /><br /> <a href="http://www.britishsexcontacts.com/index.php?SiteID=1427"><img src="http://www.programs.co.uk/admin/GirlsPics/5342.JPG" border="2" height="120" width="120" /></a></span></p><br /><p align="left">Nice girl quite young and full of energy she like to be dominated a bit too much for me but a real woman with some great assets, thanks for the pics Hale<br /></p><p align="left"><a href="http://www.britishsexcontacts.com/index.php?SiteID=1427" target="_blank"><b><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">hailesabove, 20 in BUCKHURST HILL </span></b></a><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> <span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);font-size:78%;" > <b>Status:</b> Single<img src="http://www.britishsexcontacts.com/images/Spacer.gif" border="0" height="1" width="4" /> • <img src="http://www.britishsexcontacts.com/images/Spacer.gif" border="0" height="1" width="3" /> <b>Orientation:</b> Straight <img src="http://www.britishsexcontacts.com/images/Spacer.gif" border="0" height="1" width="3" /> • <img src="http://www.britishsexcontacts.com/images/Spacer.gif" border="0" height="1" width="3" /> <b>Looking for:</b> Discreet Relationship</span><br />Hi i am haley i m a student so cant be bothered with a relationship i am pretty busty and into oral sex i get very turned on by strangers i want shagging every night and like to be submissive so you can use me and abuse me (within reason)<br /><br /> <a href="http://www.britishsexcontacts.com/index.php?SiteID=1427"><img src="http://www.programs.co.uk/admin/GirlsPics/5278.JPG" border="2" height="120" width="120" /></a></span></p><br /><p align="left"><br /></p><p align="left">Sexy flirty girl a bit shy at first but hey i kinda like a challenge !<br /></p><p align="left"><a href="http://www.britishsexcontacts.com/index.php?SiteID=1427" target="_blank"><b><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Flirty Girl, 29 in ASHINGTON </span></b></a><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> <span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);font-size:78%;" > <b>Status:</b> Single<img src="http://www.britishsexcontacts.com/images/Spacer.gif" border="0" height="1" width="4" /> • <img src="http://www.britishsexcontacts.com/images/Spacer.gif" border="0" height="1" width="3" /> <b>Orientation:</b> Straight <img src="http://www.britishsexcontacts.com/images/Spacer.gif" border="0" height="1" width="3" /> • <img src="http://www.britishsexcontacts.com/images/Spacer.gif" border="0" height="1" width="3" /> <b>Looking for:</b> No-strings Naughty Fun!</span><br /> luv to flirt and have fun with guys of all ages. cum and flirt with me and see if you can turn me on enough!<br /><br /> <a href="http://www.britishsexcontacts.com/index.php?SiteID=1427"><img src="http://www.programs.co.uk/admin/GirlsPics/5220.JPG" border="2" height="120" width="120" /></a></span></p><br /><p align="left"><br /></p><p align="left">Well thats it for me for a bit remember to check out these girls and say towlie says hi ;) although i am not sure if this is a good idea or not lol.</p><p align="left">Join Englands largest and most active swingers and dating and contacts site <a href="http://www.britishsexcontacts.com/Join.php?SiteID=1433">Join NOW</a></p><p align="left">Or browse your local members near you<br /></p><p align="left"><a href="http://www.britishsexcontacts.com/Search.php?SiteID=1433">Search here</a></p><p align="left"><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> </span></p><iframe src="http://www.britishsexcontacts.com/Promos/Frame_Search.php?SiteID=1433" scolling="no" frameborder="0" height="175" width="485">&amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;lt;br&amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;gt;</iframe>Towliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07488732017400535730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7978984778957304668.post-36177806073731075632008-01-18T12:34:00.000+00:002008-12-10T05:58:05.933+00:00Top 7 Geek Panties (for girls)Towlies Found some pants<br /><br /><strong>7. The iPhone panties</strong><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh2zuigpfBrKEiytkI1c5G52BcR-A14in8dD-eV0d57zZI9zLyKYqhdcddxq8qqkl4dEK4tQ-9ahs4HMqnOm5mAx3EnSLUVDNBmK-1xUid34wGUMH1s6ha4No407dwAkkCeBxYnde6d3eV0/s1600-h/55313-2.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh2zuigpfBrKEiytkI1c5G52BcR-A14in8dD-eV0d57zZI9zLyKYqhdcddxq8qqkl4dEK4tQ-9ahs4HMqnOm5mAx3EnSLUVDNBmK-1xUid34wGUMH1s6ha4No407dwAkkCeBxYnde6d3eV0/s320/55313-2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5156795003065348178" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><strong>6. The Password Protected panties:</strong> Cute little idea, panties that are password protected. Only downside is you will have to change the password every time some one figures it out.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhHiOavfmw680GXLB942_LJdJAL2BnZkW2b0beBSlD6HkWChUOIR87PITuy2-F2l91UOifU-gTvAc8JjSMB3R8-L5HXA_5_JTAoKuOuGOrflmE3jVbNx3sNbtnkBm_ZctAxdGjLi4RbGHuC/s1600-h/55313-3.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhHiOavfmw680GXLB942_LJdJAL2BnZkW2b0beBSlD6HkWChUOIR87PITuy2-F2l91UOifU-gTvAc8JjSMB3R8-L5HXA_5_JTAoKuOuGOrflmE3jVbNx3sNbtnkBm_ZctAxdGjLi4RbGHuC/s320/55313-3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5156795007360315490" border="0" /></a><br /><strong>5. Bonus Stage panties:</strong> Cute, panties that say "Bonus Stage" on them...I guess that implies you have to master all the beginner levels to be able to get to the bonus stage. Noobs, no need to even try.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiwQev3sOHmHj1AKPD6YIr3YuXtyZe7XohEdNNa44Kagr620EuKC5AyhvlXRvR1z2zwep0du8Xr6ZiYAEjHxh-wpGYvCeMi-YOUNhB9RUDoj9inSxgl_W4ITtFtlrTnjkEn3u4Ixxy1N7uP/s1600-h/55313-4.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiwQev3sOHmHj1AKPD6YIr3YuXtyZe7XohEdNNa44Kagr620EuKC5AyhvlXRvR1z2zwep0du8Xr6ZiYAEjHxh-wpGYvCeMi-YOUNhB9RUDoj9inSxgl_W4ITtFtlrTnjkEn3u4Ixxy1N7uP/s320/55313-4.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5156795007360315506" border="0" /></a><br /><strong>4. Space Invaders panties:</strong> I love these...a classic arcade game on my butt! Too bad the bottoms look like grown up diapers. Still cute though.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_9hFlpJuIBWK1afpWF2imNXI1myokmg50w8XwgHPKtSwLe5z90vuXmIvr8ICMOfY452HG8dfIuqRJNL9OIWvmETMtRjuuA8ISsHCIzFNJFx7LfCtGalZJRaKV_MSJqzafcxRCr2mYdLpY/s1600-h/55313-6.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_9hFlpJuIBWK1afpWF2imNXI1myokmg50w8XwgHPKtSwLe5z90vuXmIvr8ICMOfY452HG8dfIuqRJNL9OIWvmETMtRjuuA8ISsHCIzFNJFx7LfCtGalZJRaKV_MSJqzafcxRCr2mYdLpY/s320/55313-6.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5156795011655282834" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><strong>3. Achievement Locked panties:</strong> Guess you gotta try harder to unlock this achievement. These must be the new "i have a headache" panties. When your girlfriend is wearing these it probably means you aren't getting any that night.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh_PdIdwEqjX4qVJEXdPCQZYQadioU_lgrFnGQ9b85YwE9DX6J0ZD1zFXX1EscpmmEt0q6NWfWDLfqM9a-nBPc-omCtmGOFrEZpmSev3zJXcggKUQ1mYJKr4lPUUvMtId_8T6ZaubcaoSHk/s1600-h/55313-5.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh_PdIdwEqjX4qVJEXdPCQZYQadioU_lgrFnGQ9b85YwE9DX6J0ZD1zFXX1EscpmmEt0q6NWfWDLfqM9a-nBPc-omCtmGOFrEZpmSev3zJXcggKUQ1mYJKr4lPUUvMtId_8T6ZaubcaoSHk/s320/55313-5.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5156795011655282818" border="0" /></a><br /><strong>2. Classic Nintendo panties:</strong> Now here is a pantie that is made for every girl who is a gamer at heart. I bet even some of the boys wish they could wear these...I mean, who doesn't live classic Nintendo!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgsrtihHyxuqFw7FvllEvnGOsdMDRuSZfjv9fctu9h9f2Gua3npGnKs4299441gANB3nwJU6nAS4CVbglLNrUtaXJi0XSKsFVAFndD38DlDql6XazYId8RcXRWYF0M1i4lnOZULxpk9DjkU/s1600-h/55313-7.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgsrtihHyxuqFw7FvllEvnGOsdMDRuSZfjv9fctu9h9f2Gua3npGnKs4299441gANB3nwJU6nAS4CVbglLNrUtaXJi0XSKsFVAFndD38DlDql6XazYId8RcXRWYF0M1i4lnOZULxpk9DjkU/s320/55313-7.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5156795338072797346" border="0" /></a><br /><strong>1. Mario Panties:</strong> The Top Geek Pantie is my very own Mario panties! This pair is the best b/c it's not some super big bottom pantie that only fits girls with big booties (like the ones above), the Mario panties are thongs, they are in Mario colors and they have Mario on them for god's sake! Don't sue Nintendo i didnt make em.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjRcGtitSrBZElwfy4zb3UXRgzefVAXJ6HHomQoAdxnOlAjyL_7CYk3AnOJA7ToMYVAocYA7WTGN19B9hZ0ln0pYK5QR6699DcteCb5aR1xHY1JyRccC7rg7GHu7kcXN4wMioZwCDI4iArL/s1600-h/55313-8.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjRcGtitSrBZElwfy4zb3UXRgzefVAXJ6HHomQoAdxnOlAjyL_7CYk3AnOJA7ToMYVAocYA7WTGN19B9hZ0ln0pYK5QR6699DcteCb5aR1xHY1JyRccC7rg7GHu7kcXN4wMioZwCDI4iArL/s320/55313-8.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5156795342367764658" border="0" /></a>Towliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07488732017400535730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7978984778957304668.post-36900439852822486372008-01-08T12:45:00.000+00:002008-12-10T05:58:06.224+00:00A Fun Game You Can Play With A Cute Girl Tonight<span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" >A Fun Game You Could Play With A Cute Girl Tonight</span> <p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiyiCT7Sas5owA7ttv39nW4pHT84otWqmDEmIZ05IzD9tXVhHKmN4sAXnENzL2jFaKuDgjHf7ana27Cin1g_2avEV5pPVR4L-7IKRtZveff1IzTBxfFzH81yl6DBc2a6T4y12c2MHjb8adV/s1600-h/fun-game.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiyiCT7Sas5owA7ttv39nW4pHT84otWqmDEmIZ05IzD9tXVhHKmN4sAXnENzL2jFaKuDgjHf7ana27Cin1g_2avEV5pPVR4L-7IKRtZveff1IzTBxfFzH81yl6DBc2a6T4y12c2MHjb8adV/s320/fun-game.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5153086835676163986" border="0" /></a><br /></p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p>I tried this one out yesterday with a girl I had just met in the airport. We we’re both standing in line for something service-related, and she looked really bored, so I stepped over to her and started talking.</p> <p>She was really cute; South American look, long curly hair, amazing eyes, in her young twenties. And as I said, she looked really bored, so I asked her if she wanted to play a game.</p> <p>At first she didn’t really want to, but I convinced by saying that, if you win, I’ll buy you coffee. And that’s actually a win-win for me, right?</p> <p>So she was up to it.<span id="more-171"></span></p> <h3>The Game</h3> <p>I explained the rules to her briefly:</p> <p>I’ll ask her 5 questions, and to win, she has to give the <strong>wrong </strong>answer to all 5. Sounds easy right?</p> <p>So I started by asking her <em>where we were</em>. “China”. Good, she gets it.</p> <p><em>What’s your name?</em> “Elvis”. Though I couldn’t confirm it, I could tell by her giggle that Elvis really wasn’t her name… And later I found out that her real name was Penelope.</p> <p><em>Is 1 + 1 = 3?</em> “Yes”.</p> <p>And here comes the fun part:</p> <p>So after the third question, I’ll ask her <em>So, how many questions was that?</em> Penelope was smart and answered “9″, but some will say “3″, and well, you won. Congratulations.</p> <p>But as I said, she was smart, so I continued onto the last question.</p> <p>Still laughing because she thinks she “got me”, I ask her; acting interested <em>if this is the first time she’s playing this game?</em></p> <p>Almost all girls will say “Yeah”, with a smile, and so did Penelope. I have actually never encountered anyone which says “no”, and therefore giving the <strong>wrong </strong>answer.</p> <p>You’re with me so far?</p> <p>So actually, I won. And because I am such a gentleman, I bought her a coffee anyway. We talked for about 10 minutes more, and then I had to catch my plane. But I got her number, and who knows? Maybe I’ll come to Argentine (where she’s from) one day.</p> <p>So as you should know by now, we had much fun with this little game. And I am absolutely sure that you can too. Just make sure to keep a straight face, and make sure the last two questions sound like they’re not actually “questions”.</p> <p>If you use this with success, as I am sure you will if you try, please write a comment in the comment section. That would be great!</p> <p>And as always, remember to keep it light hearted. Don’t take it too serious. Have fun. And good luck guys!</p> <p><strong><br /></strong></p> <p><em>Disclaimer: I did not “invent” this game, I saw Neil Strauss use it once, and I don’t know where he got it from.</em></p>Towliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07488732017400535730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7978984778957304668.post-50768635469637061102007-12-06T17:10:00.000+00:002008-12-10T05:58:06.436+00:00World’s Best Quotes About Sex<h1><a href="http://toweltales.blogspot.com//" rel="bookmark"><h1>World’s Best Quotes About Sex</h1></a></h1> <div id="postmeta"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhuw-tmElD7MOT-n3_qnnQ_FpN1rp9LsoBjoIoq1ffTCXe648bJi3ukbURGPcTfa3HeSbzTxoaAcjcDuT7bVzCGPI1bwKPmEDfOvYkAgooEdoMEBcm20lJERhh2wZ9DfYklNMLgIdA-feD1/s1600-h/sexy-teens-p07.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhuw-tmElD7MOT-n3_qnnQ_FpN1rp9LsoBjoIoq1ffTCXe648bJi3ukbURGPcTfa3HeSbzTxoaAcjcDuT7bVzCGPI1bwKPmEDfOvYkAgooEdoMEBcm20lJERhh2wZ9DfYklNMLgIdA-feD1/s320/sexy-teens-p07.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5140909750524956802" border="0" /></a></div> <p>“I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.”<br />- Tom Clancy</p> <p>“You know “that look” women get when they want sex? Me neither.”<br />- <a id="KonaLink0" target="_top" class="kLink" style="text-decoration: underline ! important; position: static;" href="http://toweltales.blogspot.com/"><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 204) ! important;"><span class="kLink" style="border-bottom: 1px solid rgb(0, 102, 204); color: rgb(0, 102, 204) ! important;">Steve </span><span class="kLink" style="border-bottom: 1px solid rgb(0, 102, 204); color: rgb(0, 102, 204) ! important;">Martin</span></span></a></p> <p>“Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.”<br />- <a id="KonaLink1" target="_top" class="kLink" style="text-decoration: underline ! important; position: static;" href="http://toweltales.blogspot.com//#"><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 204) ! important;"><span class="kLink" style="color: rgb(0, 102, 204) ! important;">Woody </span><span class="kLink" style="color: rgb(0, 102, 204) ! important;">Allen</span></span></a></p> <p>“Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.”<br />- <a id="KonaLink2" target="_top" class="kLink" style="text-decoration: underline ! important; position: static;" href="http://toweltales.blogspot.com/"><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 204) ! important;"><span class="kLink" style="border-bottom: 1px solid rgb(0, 102, 204); color: rgb(0, 102, 204) ! important;">Rodney </span><span class="kLink" style="border-bottom: 1px solid rgb(0, 102, 204); color: rgb(0, 102, 204) ! important;">Dangerfield</span></span></a></p> <p>“There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL.”<br />- Lynn Lavner</p> <p>“Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.”<br />- Matt Barry</p> <p>“Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.”<br />- <a id="KonaLink3" target="_top" class="kLink" style="text-decoration: underline ! important; position: static;" href="http://toweltales.blogspot.com/"><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 204) ! important;"><span class="kLink" style="color: rgb(0, 102, 204) ! important;">George </span><span class="kLink" style="color: rgb(0, 102, 204) ! important;">Burns</span></span></a></p> <p>“Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant.”<br />- George Burns</p> <p>“Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.”<br />- <a id="KonaLink4" target="_top" class="kLink" style="text-decoration: underline ! important; position: static;" href="http://toweltales.blogspot.com/"><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 204) ! important;"><span class="kLink" style="color: rgb(0, 102, 204) ! important;">Sharon </span><span class="kLink" style="color: rgb(0, 102, 204) ! important;">Stone</span></span></a></p> <p>“My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she’s reading.”<br />- Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)</p> <p>“My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.”<br />- Jack Nicholson</p> <p>“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”<br />- Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady - and you didn’t think Barbara had a sense of humor)</p> <p>“Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.”<br />- Robin Williams</p> <p>“Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.”<br />- Roseanne</p> <p>“Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.”<br />- Billy Crystal</p> <p>“According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.”<br />- Robert De Niro</p> <p>“There’s a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what’s the problem?”<br />- Dustin Hoffman</p> <p>“There’s very little advice in men’s magazines, because men think, I know what I’m doing. Just show me somebody naked.”<br />- <a id="KonaLink5" target="_top" class="kLink" style="text-decoration: underline ! important; position: static;" href="http://toweltales.blogspot.com/"><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 204) ! important;"><span class="kLink" style="color: rgb(0, 102, 204) ! important;">Jerry </span><span class="kLink" style="color: rgb(0, 102, 204) ! important;">Seinfeld</span></span></a></p> <p>“Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house.”<br />- Rod Stewart</p> <p>“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”<br />- Robin Williams</p>Towliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07488732017400535730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7978984778957304668.post-51337362609659329972007-11-30T15:23:00.001+00:002007-11-30T15:24:58.501+00:00And you thought your crash was bad !<p><b> And you thought your crash was bad !</b><br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=1119048162&size=o"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1415/1119048162_ebd4eb424e.jpg" style="margin: 10px 10px 0px 0px;" /></a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=421717003&size=o"><img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/148/421717003_abfa2051d9.jpg" style="margin: 10px 10px 0px 0px;" /></a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=409484006&size=o"><img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/155/409484006_82c6d4018d.jpg" style="margin: 10px 10px 0px 0px;" /></a><br /><br /><br />The accident above happened fairly recently - winter 2005 or 2006. The plane slid off the runway in the snow. A six year-old passenger in one of the cars on the street was killed.<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=2024901409&size=o"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2024/2024901409_860c89c8e3.jpg" style="margin: 10px 10px 0px 0px;" /></a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=1118210233&size=o"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1190/1118210233_d359601b28.jpg" style="margin: 10px 10px 0px 0px;" /></a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/mjlashleyphotography/58284174/"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2019/2064409144_2a8304b9ab.jpg" style="margin: 10px 10px 0px 0px; width: 500px;" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">(image credit: <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/mjlashleyphotography/58284174/">Michael Lashley</a>)</span><br /><br />The story for the accident below goes: "The mechanics failed to have someone riding brakes in the plane, failed to bring chokes and failed to set parking brakes on both aircraft AND the tug... and then they left aircraft unattended" -<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=1331999832&size=o"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1108/1331999832_5d67fbe0e2.jpg" style="margin: 10px 10px 0px 0px;" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2259/2070724448_356942d209.jpg"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2259/2070724448_356942d209.jpg" style="margin: 10px 10px 0px 0px;" /></a><br /><br /><br />Michael Lashley, as an aircraft safety inspector, have seen multiple occasions when aircraft was endangered by the careless driving of mechanics. The example below is credited to "Mechanics driving with no Hyd pressure for brakes" -<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/mjlashleyphotography/58280570/"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2076/2063615145_76e4254310.jpg" style="margin: 10px 10px 0px 0px; width: 500px;" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/mjlashleyphotography/57224220/in/set-1232424/"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2385/2070187992_49b34602de.jpg" style="margin: 10px 10px 0px 0px;" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">(images credit: <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/mjlashleyphotography/58280570/">Michael Lashley</a>)</span><br /><br /><br /><b>Sliced!</b><br /><br />Ilyushin Il-62M Aeroflot at Anchorage in 1999, got sliced a little:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=2064376978&size=o"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2277/2064376978_3998305ef5.jpg" style="margin: 10px 10px 0px 0px; width: 500px;" /></a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=2064365020&size=o"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2190/2064365020_8a76902ff6.jpg" style="margin: 10px 10px 0px 0px;" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">(image credit: <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/xaminmo/">xaminmo</a>)</span><br /><br /><br />Plane chopped by the propeller of another plane:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/90472081@N00/"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2241/2063602877_654f8976ed.jpg" style="margin: 10px 10px 0px 0px;" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">(image credit: <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/90472081@N00/">Eniac Jones</a>)</span><br /><br /><a href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2367/2069951203_34c8375e25.jpg"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2367/2069951203_34c8375e25.jpg" style="margin: 10px 10px 0px 0px;" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">(image credit: Darren Seiler)</span><br /><br />The story on this rampage is playing out to the tune of a quarter of a million dollars - these are the damages for 4 destroyed planes. The poor guy who's responsible for this started the engine of his private Piper Saratoga plane - and then lost control, slicing through four other planes and crashing into the fifth...<br /><br /><br />Double-Deckers:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=1118206701&size=o"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1197/1118206701_66d5bc1306.jpg" style="margin: 10px 10px 0px 0px;" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=1119026122&size=o"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1220/1119026122_06ba6ec4e3.jpg" style="margin: 10px 10px 0px 0px;" /></a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=1812426828&size=o"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2052/1812426828_f1a8b6e40a.jpg" style="margin: 10px 10px 0px 0px;" /></a><br /><br /><br />It does not help if there are some potholes on the runway:<br />(plus a bunch of construction equipment)<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=970204060&size=o"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1423/970204060_fb1f3b1751.jpg" style="margin: 10px 10px 0px 0px;" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=970204696&size=o"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1079/970204696_0e80a0ffaa.jpg" style="margin: 10px 10px 0px 0px;" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=969352369&size=o"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1404/969352369_4dd390b532.jpg" style="margin: 10px 10px 0px 0px;" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=970206208&size=o"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1378/970206208_aac3830a4e.jpg" style="margin: 10px 10px 0px 0px;" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">(sent in by Sergey)</span><br /><br /><br />or a huge snake:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/mjlashleyphotography/58281030/"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2012/2064412878_a90f7b6074.jpg" style="margin: 10px 10px 0px 0px;" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">(image credit: <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/mjlashleyphotography/58281030/">Michael Lashley</a>)</span><br /><br /><br />Containers are not a good thing to digest:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=421716976&size=o"><img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/130/421716976_cfb66ef5f8.jpg" style="margin: 10px 10px 0px 0px;" /></a><br /><br /><br />Bizarre vintage service vehicle from Russia:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=1579685209&size=o"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2270/1579685209_60c244e847.jpg" style="margin: 10px 10px 0px 0px;" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">(source: TM, Russia)</span><br /><br /><br />Asleep at the wheel?<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/mjlashleyphotography/58281088/"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2014/2064401124_ff2173e0e8.jpg" style="margin: 10px 10px 0px 0px;" /></a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/mjlashleyphotography/58280898/"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2023/2064437844_7852b609b7.jpg" style="margin: 10px 10px 0px 0px;" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">(images credit: <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/mjlashleyphotography/">Michael Lashley</a>)</span><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=421718187&size=o"><img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/183/421718187_93e53f0eaf.jpg" style="margin: 10px 10px 0px 0px;" /></a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=392590065&size=o"><img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/148/392590065_24f77da5aa.jpg" style="margin: 10px 10px 0px 0px;" /></a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=590547754&size=o"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1367/590547754_b367b29a00.jpg" style="margin: 10px 10px 0px 0px; width: 500px;" /></a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/11275229@N08/"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2118/2064388600_43ca0fcd65.jpg" style="margin: 10px 10px 0px 0px;" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">(image credit: <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/11275229@N08/">p.roy1</a>)</span><br /><br /><br /><b>In the Air</b><br /><br />All tangled up...<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=421716914&size=o"><img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/173/421716914_346a0e65dc.jpg" style="margin: 10px 10px 0px 0px; width: 500px;" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=2063589111&size=o"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2290/2063589111_a8957585b9.jpg" style="margin: 10px 10px 0px 0px; width: 500px;" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">(image credit: <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/xaminmo/">xaminmo</a>)</span><br /><br /><br />Famous occasion of the cargo doors opening in the middle of a flight:<br />(never a good thing, read for example this <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Airlines_Flight_811">account</a>)<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=2063573649&size=o"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2360/2063573649_5b6b6b8f7e.jpg" style="margin: 10px 10px 0px 0px;" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">(image credit: <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/xaminmo/">xaminmo</a>)</span><br /><br /><br /><b>Strange Landings</b><br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=2063580331&size=o"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2319/2063580331_1cb6c9341c.jpg" style="margin: 10px 10px 0px 0px;" /></a><br /><br />Broken Landing Gear:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/mjlashleyphotography/57224139/in/set-1232424/"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2125/2069404233_6e9164e3cc.jpg" style="margin: 10px 10px 0px 0px;" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/mjlashleyphotography/57224139/in/set-1232424/"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2357/2069404357_d741a9bd1b.jpg" style="margin: 10px 10px 0px 0px;" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">(images credit: <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/mjlashleyphotography/">Michael Lashley</a>)</span><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://bbs.keyhole.com/ubb/printthread.php/Cat/0/Board/EarthTransportation/main/34031/type/thread"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2164/2063654913_716f5c41c6.jpg" style="margin: 10px 10px 0px 0px;" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">(image credit: <a href="http://aviation-safety.net/">aviation-safety</a>)</span><br /><br /><br /><b>The tires... are gone</b><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/mjlashleyphotography/58281134/in/set-1232424/"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2148/2070219836_65a8670c19.jpg" style="margin: 10px 10px 0px 0px;" /></a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/mjlashleyphotography/58281114/in/set-1232424/"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2065/2069425273_80dd1ea8c2.jpg" style="margin: 10px 10px 0px 0px;" /></a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2277/2070766558_df79893dc7.jpg"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2277/2070766558_df79893dc7.jpg" style="margin: 10px 10px 0px 0px;" /></a><br /><br /><br />Blown engine: Southwest Airlines 737-2<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/mjlashleyphotography/58280819/in/set-1232424/"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2298/2069425485_f860f48166.jpg" style="margin: 10px 10px 0px 0px;" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">(image credit: <a href="http://www.airliners.net/">Joe Pries</a>)</span><br /><br /><br />One-Wing Landing!<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=2064292272&size=o"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2207/2064292272_5c31391c12_o.jpg" style="margin: 10px 10px 0px 0px;" /></a><br /><br />There is a fascinating story behind this (technically impossible) landing. Israel pilot Zivi Nedivi had a collision with another plane, but could not see that his wing was missing (because of trailing fuel vapors), otherwise he would've immediately bailed out. As it was, he proceeded to land, and had a greatest surprise when he saw in what condition F-15 brought him to safety...<br /><br />Here is the video feature about this aviation miracle:<br /><br /><object height="355" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-_EXtBEaBbs&rel=1"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-_EXtBEaBbs&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"></embed></object><br /><a href="http://es.youtube.com/watch?v=-_EXtBEaBbs">url</a><br /><br /><br />Hairy Landing on Ice:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=1118204951&size=o"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1348/1118204951_560d52d6ba.jpg" style="margin: 10px 10px 0px 0px;" /></a><br /><br /><br />Landing on a street somewhere in Russia? I can hardly believe it. Must be an abandoned plane.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=782183702&size=o"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1389/782183702_2c7cde7554.jpg" style="margin: 10px 10px 0px 0px;" /></a><br /><br /><br />The thrill of Photoshop:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=421716691&size=o"><img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/147/421716691_c5006b041d.jpg" style="margin: 10px 10px 0px 0px;" /></a><br /><br />and a real deal....<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=1118183347&size=o"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1018/1118183347_9519a92873.jpg" style="margin: 10px 10px 0px 0px;" /></a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=1812429504&size=o"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2044/1812429504_6f6377c423.jpg" style="margin: 10px 10px 0px 0px;" /></a><br /><br /><br /><b>Washed ashore...</b><br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=421718487&size=o"><img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/186/421718487_f23290bf41.jpg" style="margin: 10px 10px 0px 0px;" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">(image credit: <a href="http://www.jetphotos.net/">Darryl Chapman</a>)</span><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=1797932296&size=o"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2094/1797932296_5d82b38cf9.jpg" style="margin: 10px 10px 0px 0px;" /></a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=4119970553&size=o"><img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/163/411997055_c5d518ab84.jpg" style="margin: 10px 10px 0px 0px;" /></a><br /><br /><b>Real Deal Catastrophic Events:</b><br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=1876643675&size=o"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2156/1876643675_b4d1b0f69f.jpg" style="margin: 10px 10px 0px 0px;" /></a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=1331999598&size=o"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1279/1331999598_5b51a76530.jpg" style="margin: 10px 10px 0px 0px;" /></a><br /><br />Don't want to be anywhere near these occasions...<br /><br /><br /><b>Parking can be a problem, even for airplanes</b><br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=421718444&size=o"><img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/180/421718444_718c461834.jpg" style="margin: 10px 10px 0px 0px;" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=421716721&size=o"><img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/185/421716721_3b7c71fc0d.jpg" style="margin: 10px 10px 0px 0px;" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">(image credit: <a href="http://www.englishrussia.com/">englishrussia</a>)</span><br /><br /><br /><b>Whatever you do, keep away from my van!</b><br /><br />in 1983 Royal Navy's "Sea Harrier" fighter-bomber was forced to make an emergency landing on a small Spanish freighter, "Alraigo." These pictures were taken at the port of Santa Cruz de Tenerife, where the captain of the boat refused to hand over the plane: he got quite annoyed that the pilot chose to land on his van:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=900097056&size=o"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1303/900097056_6eafbab203.jpg" style="margin: 10px 10px 0px 0px;" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=900098320&size=o"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1403/900098320_490e011391_b.jpg" style="margin: 10px 10px 0px 0px; width: 500px;" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=899244317&size=o"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1067/899244317_049391ad19.jpg" style="margin: 10px 10px 0px 0px;" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">(image credit: <a href="http://www.outono.net/elentir/">Elentir</a>)</span><br /><br /></p><!--<iframe style="float:left; margin:0px 20px 0px 0px" 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block; text-align: left; cursor: pointer;" border="0" height="790" width="625" /></a><br /><br /><br /><object height="355" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/DiXo78XPdKU&rel=1&border=0"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/DiXo78XPdKU&rel=1&border=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"></embed></object></div>Towliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07488732017400535730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7978984778957304668.post-18745930216803303692007-11-23T11:02:00.000+00:002007-11-23T11:18:59.106+00:00Koala<strong> A koala is sitting up a gumtree </strong><br /><br /><img src="http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p281/towlie_1/koala1.jpg" alt="koala" name="_x0000_i1025" id="_x0000_i1025" height="240" width="283" /><br /><br /><strong> smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says </strong><br /><br /><strong> </strong><br /><br /><img src="http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p281/towlie_1/koala2.jpg" alt="weed" name="_x0000_i1026" id="_x0000_i1026" height="94" width="142" /><br /><br /><strong> "Hey Koala ! what are you doing?" </strong><br /><br /><strong><br /><br />The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."<br /><br /><br /><br />So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints.<br /><br /><br /><br />After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river.<br /><br /><br /><br />But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.<br /><br /><br /><br />A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?"<br /><br /><br /><br />The li ttle lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.<br /><br /><br /><br />The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"<br /><br /><br /><br />So the koala looks down at him and says:<br /><br /></strong> <img src="http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p281/towlie_1/koala3.jpg" alt="humour" name="_x0000_i1027" id="_x0000_i1027" height="283" width="425" /><img src="http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p281/towlie_1/koala4.jpg" alt="croc" name="_x0000_i1028" id="_x0000_i1028" height="291" width="432" /><strong><br /><br />"Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude.......how much water did you drink?!!"</strong>Towliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07488732017400535730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7978984778957304668.post-25036006263247582662007-11-13T15:26:00.000+00:002007-11-13T15:52:14.107+00:00Motivational Posters very funny !Hi all,<br /><br />This post is all motivational i am sure you ve all seen them around the web so here's a selection of the best please no hotlinking.<br /><br />If you've made your own i may if i am feelin energetic post them too !<br /><br />So first motivational pic is<br />Pirates yarrr<br /><p class="images"><a href="http://www.britishsexcontacts.co.uk/images/motivation/motivation0001.jpg"><img id="1" src="http://www.britishsexcontacts.co.uk/images/motivation/motivation0001%5Fth.jpg" alt="Thumb for motivation0001.jpg (97 KB)" height="120" width="150" /></a></p> <p class="images"><a href="http://www.britishsexcontacts.co.uk/images/motivation/motivation0002.jpg"><img id="2" src="http://www.britishsexcontacts.co.uk/images/motivation/motivation0002%5Fth.jpg" alt="Thumb for motivation0002.jpg (85 KB)" height="120" width="150" /></a> <a href="http://www.britishsexcontacts.co.uk/images/motivation/motivation0003.jpg"><img id="3" src="http://www.britishsexcontacts.co.uk/images/motivation/motivation0003_th.jpg" alt="Thumb for motivation0003.jpg (43 KB)" height="120" width="150" 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height="187" width="150" /></a></p><br /><a href="http://www.stumbleupon.com/submit?url=%3C$BlogItemPermalinkUrl$%3E&title=%3C$BlogItemTitle$%3E"><img src="http://www.britishsexcontacts.co.uk/images/motivation/icon_su.gif**" alt="StumbleUpon Toolbar" border="0" /> Stumble It!</a>Towliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07488732017400535730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7978984778957304668.post-14837865583296344132007-11-08T14:53:00.001+00:002007-11-13T15:38:32.468+00:00Stoned drivers are safer drivers<em>Two decades of research show that marijuana use may actually reduce driver accidents.</em><img vsapce="5" alt="driving whilst high stoned" src="http://www.cannabisculture.com/library/images/uploads/4131-DWF_28.jpg" align="left" hspace="5" /><br /><p> </p><br /><p> </p><br /><p><br />The effects of marijuana use on driving performance have been extensively researched over the last 20 years. All major studies show that marijuana consumption has little or no effect on driving ability, and may actually reduce accidents. Here's a summary of the biggest studies into pot use and driving.<br /><br /> <a href="http://www.erowid.org/plants/cannabis/cannabis_myth_notes.shtml#note81">A 1983 study</a> by the US National Highway Transportation Safety Administration (NHTSA) concluded that the only significant affect of cannabis use was slower driving - arguably a positive effect of driving high.<br /><br /> A comprehensive <a href="http://www.drugsense.org/tfy/nhtsa1.htm">1992 NHTSA study</a> revealed that pot is rarely involved in driving accidents, except when combined with alcohol. The study concluded that "the THC-only drivers had an [accident] responsibility rate below that of the drug free drivers." This study was buried for six years and not released until 1998.<br /><br /> <a href="http://www.erowid.org/plants/cannabis/cannabis_myth_notes.shtml#note81">A 1993 NHTSA study</a> dosed Dutch drivers with THC and tested them on real Dutch roads. It concluded that THC caused no impairment except for a slight deficiency in the driver's ability to "maintain a steady lateral position on the road." This means that the THC-dosed drivers had a little trouble staying smack in the center of their lanes, but showed no other problems. The study noted that the effects of even high doses of THC were far less than that of alcohol or many prescription drugs. The study concluded that "THC's adverse effects on driving performance appear relatively small."<br /><br /> <a href="http://www.ukcia.org/research/driving4.html">A massive 1998 study</a> by the University of Adelaide and Transport South Australia examined blood samples from drivers involved in 2,500 accidents. It found that drivers with only cannabis in their systems were slightly less likely to cause accidents than those without. Drivers with both marijuana and alcohol did have a high accident responsibility rate. The report concluded, "there was no indication that marijuana by itself was a cause of fatal accidents."<br /><br /> In Canada, a <a href="http://newsandevents.utoronto.ca/bin/19990329a.asp">1999 University of Toronto meta-analysis</a> of studies into pot and driving showed that drivers who consumed a moderate amount of pot typically refrained from passing cars and drove at a more consistent speed. The analysis also confirmed that marijuana taken alone does not increase a driver's risk of causing an accident.<br /><br /> A major <a href="http://www.mapinc.org/newscc/v00/n1161/a02.html">study done by the UK Transport Research Laboratory</a> in 2000 found that drivers under the influence of cannabis were more cautious and less likely to drive dangerously. The study examined the effects of marijuana use on drivers through four weeks of tests on driving simulators. The study was commissioned specifically to show that marijuana was impairing, and the british government was embarrassed with the study's conclusion that "marijuana users drive more safely under the influence of cannabis."<br /><br /> According to the <a href="http://www.dft.gov.uk/stellent/groups/dft_rdsafety/documents/page/dft_rdsafety_504567.hcsp">Cannabis and Driving report</a>, a comprehensive literature review published in 2000 by the UK Department of Transportation, "the majority of evidence suggests that cannabis use may result in a lower risk of [accident] culpability."<br /><br /> The Canadian Senate issued a major report into all aspects of marijuana in 2002. Their chapter on <a href="http://www.parl.gc.ca/37/1/parlbus/commbus/senate/com-e/ille-e/rep-e/repfinalvol1part4-e.htm">Driving under the influence of cannabis</a> concludes that "Cannabis alone, particularly in low doses, has little effect on the skills involved in automobile driving."<br /><br /> The most recent study into drugs and driving was published in the <a href="http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/entrez/query.fcgi?cmd=Retrieve&db=pubmed&dopt=Abstract&list_uids=15094417">July 2004 Journal of Accident Analysis and Prevention</a>. Researchers at the Dutch Institute for Road Safety Research analyzed blood tests from those in traffic accidents, and found that even people with blood alcohol between 0.5% and 0.8% (below the legal limit) had a five-fold increase in the risk of serious accident. Drivers above the legal alcohol limit were 15 times more likely to have a collision. Drugs like Valium and Rohypnol produced results similar to alcohol, while cocaine and opiates showed only a small but "not statistically significant" increase in accident risk. As for the marijuana-only users? They showed absolutely no increased risk of accidents at all.</p>Towliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07488732017400535730noreply@blogger.com0