Friday 24 August 2007

Men's (and towels) Rules Women should learn these!

Men's (and towels) Rules


Women should learn these!




Women, learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.



Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not considered by us to be opportunities to see if we can find the perfect present again!



Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.



Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.



Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her.



Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!



We don't remember dates. . . .Period!!



Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?



Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.



Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.



A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.



Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.



If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.



Yes we like computer games and may even fancy Lara Croft this is not the same as cheating !















^^^Not your average girlfriend ^^^


Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic.


If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We've been tricked before!!



If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.


You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.



Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.



Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.



The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends.



ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.



If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.



We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.



If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing", we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.



If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.



Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.



Foreign films are best left to foreigners. (Unless it's Bruce Lee or some war flick where it doesn't really matter what they're saying anyway.)



BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.



Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know, it's like camping.

Tuesday 21 August 2007

Season two of Heroes New cast member !Hottie Kristen Bell

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Just when you thought this second season of Heroes couldn't fit any more people in it, Kristen Bell (the title character in the now defunct Veronica Mars) has joined up. Bell's been much sought after for both film and TV since the cancellation of Mars. Tim Kring has managed to get her for the role of Elle "a character described as a sexy, mysterious young lady who has ties to the supposed death of Peter, H.R.G.’s past and the future of Claire. Elle will kick off her arc by committing a serious crime, though it’s unclear whether she’s good or bad". Bell will begin her story arc in October. Congratulations, nerds.

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