Thursday 6 December 2007

World’s Best Quotes About Sex

World’s Best Quotes About Sex

“I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.”
- Tom Clancy

“You know “that look” women get when they want sex? Me neither.”
- Steve Martin

“Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.”
- Woody Allen

“Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.”
- Rodney Dangerfield

“There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL.”
- Lynn Lavner

“Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.”
- Matt Barry

“Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.”
- George Burns

“Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant.”
- George Burns

“Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.”
- Sharon Stone

“My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she’s reading.”
- Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)

“My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.”
- Jack Nicholson

“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”
- Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady - and you didn’t think Barbara had a sense of humor)

“Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.”
- Robin Williams

“Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.”
- Roseanne

“Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.”
- Billy Crystal

“According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.”
- Robert De Niro

“There’s a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what’s the problem?”
- Dustin Hoffman

“There’s very little advice in men’s magazines, because men think, I know what I’m doing. Just show me somebody naked.”
- Jerry Seinfeld

“Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house.”
- Rod Stewart

“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
- Robin Williams

Friday 30 November 2007

And you thought your crash was bad !

And you thought your crash was bad !










The accident above happened fairly recently - winter 2005 or 2006. The plane slid off the runway in the snow. A six year-old passenger in one of the cars on the street was killed.









(image credit: Michael Lashley)

The story for the accident below goes: "The mechanics failed to have someone riding brakes in the plane, failed to bring chokes and failed to set parking brakes on both aircraft AND the tug... and then they left aircraft unattended" -






Michael Lashley, as an aircraft safety inspector, have seen multiple occasions when aircraft was endangered by the careless driving of mechanics. The example below is credited to "Mechanics driving with no Hyd pressure for brakes" -




(images credit: Michael Lashley)


Sliced!

Ilyushin Il-62M Aeroflot at Anchorage in 1999, got sliced a little:





(image credit: xaminmo)


Plane chopped by the propeller of another plane:


(image credit: Eniac Jones)


(image credit: Darren Seiler)

The story on this rampage is playing out to the tune of a quarter of a million dollars - these are the damages for 4 destroyed planes. The poor guy who's responsible for this started the engine of his private Piper Saratoga plane - and then lost control, slicing through four other planes and crashing into the fifth...


Double-Deckers:









It does not help if there are some potholes on the runway:
(plus a bunch of construction equipment)








(sent in by Sergey)


or a huge snake:


(image credit: Michael Lashley)


Containers are not a good thing to digest:




Bizarre vintage service vehicle from Russia:


(source: TM, Russia)


Asleep at the wheel?





(images credit: Michael Lashley)












(image credit: p.roy1)


In the Air

All tangled up...




(image credit: xaminmo)


Famous occasion of the cargo doors opening in the middle of a flight:
(never a good thing, read for example this account)


(image credit: xaminmo)


Strange Landings



Broken Landing Gear:




(images credit: Michael Lashley)



(image credit: aviation-safety)


The tires... are gone











Blown engine: Southwest Airlines 737-2


(image credit: Joe Pries)


One-Wing Landing!



There is a fascinating story behind this (technically impossible) landing. Israel pilot Zivi Nedivi had a collision with another plane, but could not see that his wing was missing (because of trailing fuel vapors), otherwise he would've immediately bailed out. As it was, he proceeded to land, and had a greatest surprise when he saw in what condition F-15 brought him to safety...

Here is the video feature about this aviation miracle:


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Hairy Landing on Ice:




Landing on a street somewhere in Russia? I can hardly believe it. Must be an abandoned plane.




The thrill of Photoshop:



and a real deal....







Washed ashore...


(image credit: Darryl Chapman)







Real Deal Catastrophic Events:






Don't want to be anywhere near these occasions...


Parking can be a problem, even for airplanes




(image credit: englishrussia)


Whatever you do, keep away from my van!

in 1983 Royal Navy's "Sea Harrier" fighter-bomber was forced to make an emergency landing on a small Spanish freighter, "Alraigo." These pictures were taken at the port of Santa Cruz de Tenerife, where the captain of the boat refused to hand over the plane: he got quite annoyed that the pilot chose to land on his van:






(image credit: Elentir)