Equal rights for women photographs funny ! SFW (ish)

We've all caught lots of hell from women saying that they want equal rights to that of Men,
Well does it get any more equal than these ? So any ladies reading I hope you are happy now ....

Welcome to
The Man of the Year Contest

Contestant number 1



Must be the wife and mother-in-law

Contestant number 2

He scores big with the
public display of affection

Contestant number 3

Everyone knows you can't smoke while carrying a load of hay

Contestant number 4

I think PIMP says it all

Contestant number 5


You have to keep the bike warm and dry

Contestant number 6

I'm sure he's making motor noises

Contestant number 7

He drinks more than Contestant number 2
And finally a couple of jokes ;

Why you should never question a drunk

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:

a half-gallon of 2% milk,
a carton of eggs,
a quart of orange juice,
a head of romaine lettuce,
a 2 lb. can of coffee and
a 1 lb. package of bacon.

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, “You must be single.”

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict’s intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said “Well, you know what, you’re absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?”

The drunk replied, “Cause you’re ugly.”



A teacher asks her class, "If there are five birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny.
"None, they all fly away with the first gunshot."

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is four, but I like your thinking." Then little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."

"The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on... but I like your thinking."

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Men's (and towels) Rules Women should learn these!

Men's (and towels) Rules

Women should learn these!

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Women, learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.



Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not considered by us to be opportunities to see if we can find the perfect present again!



Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.



Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.



Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her.



Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!



We don't remember dates. . . .Period!!



Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?



Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.



Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.



A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.



Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.



If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.



Yes we like computer games and may even fancy Lara Croft this is not the same as cheating !















^^^Not your average girlfriend ^^^

Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic.


If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We've been tricked before!!



If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.


You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.



Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.



Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.



The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends.



ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.



If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.



We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.



If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing", we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.



If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.



Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.



Foreign films are best left to foreigners. (Unless it's Bruce Lee or some war flick where it doesn't really matter what they're saying anyway.)



BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.



Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know, it's like camping.