Overheard In The Titty Bar
Girl 1: What are you doing? You don't smoke!
Girl 2: I only smoke when I drink.
Girl 1: That makes no sense.
Girl 2: Yes it does, it's like the pooping and peeing thing.
Girl 1: The what?
Girl 2: Yeah, it's like, I can pee without taking a shit, but if I'm pooping, I'm going to pee as well.
Girl 1: Ewww.
Guy 1: So, I heard from Jamie the other day.
Guy 2: Dude, I heard she's got, like, five STD's.
Guy 1: Yeah, I think she's up to genital warts now.
Guy 2: I'm glad I fucked her a few years ago!
Dancer 1: So, has anyone ever come on you?
Dancer 2: No, how about you?
Dancer 1: I almost had someone come on me.
Dancer 2: How did you know it was almost?
Dancer 1: I could feel it throbbing. That's how you know.
Guy 1: So, how are things with Christy?
Guy 2: Oh, they're good. She's already let me put it in her ass, like, twice.
Guy 1: Wow, you guys haven't been seeing each other that long.
Guy 2: I know man, I wasted, like, three years on Michelle and only got to put it in her ass once.
Over heard at the offy
Clerk 1: I think there's two people doing it in the bathroom.
Clerk 2: Eww, I'm glad I just went.
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